I found this under my bed and decided to type it.
BABY ACHIEVES FIRST AND LAST STEPS!
Residing in a cabin in the middle of a nearby hunting ground, local parents, Edna and Dwayne Totsch, reported their sons progress/demise that occurred last Tuesday: Well, wed tried just bout everything, said Mr. Totsch. Put snakes in his bed, forced him to watch Running Man for 12 consecutive hours Hell, I even systematically cut the fingers off of his Kermit the Frog. To their short-lived delight, however, 14-month-old Harry Totsch got up on his hind legs and wandered out of the house on Tuesday, April 14th and was promptly cut in half by a bear trap. The Totschs, according to what they believe Harrys dying wishes may have been, decided to bury him sticking out of the wall above the mantle of area hunter Dick Swiggert.
BABY ACHIEVES FIRST AND LAST STEPS!
Residing in a cabin in the middle of a nearby hunting ground, local parents, Edna and Dwayne Totsch, reported their sons progress/demise that occurred last Tuesday: Well, wed tried just bout everything, said Mr. Totsch. Put snakes in his bed, forced him to watch Running Man for 12 consecutive hours Hell, I even systematically cut the fingers off of his Kermit the Frog. To their short-lived delight, however, 14-month-old Harry Totsch got up on his hind legs and wandered out of the house on Tuesday, April 14th and was promptly cut in half by a bear trap. The Totschs, according to what they believe Harrys dying wishes may have been, decided to bury him sticking out of the wall above the mantle of area hunter Dick Swiggert.