Immature revenge tactic #29 for getting back at billing companies for putting you on hold for ridiculous amounts of time (5 minutes my ASS):
Conduct your business whilst taking care of business. On the can. By that, I mean pooping. In the toilet.
hir: Hello, thank you for choosing *****. How may I provide you with excellent service today?
you: Hi, I'd like to discuss this bill item. I'm not quite sure what I'm paying for here.
hir: Not a problem, to which item are you referring to?
you: Well regarding item number 3 on the statement... uh, could you hold on for a second?
Flush the toilet at this point. Put your ear right up close to the phone. Hear that silence? That's the sound of your service representative rendered speechlessly aghast.
Kicker: continue your conversation as if absolutely nothing is out of the ordinary.
Conduct your business whilst taking care of business. On the can. By that, I mean pooping. In the toilet.
hir: Hello, thank you for choosing *****. How may I provide you with excellent service today?
you: Hi, I'd like to discuss this bill item. I'm not quite sure what I'm paying for here.
hir: Not a problem, to which item are you referring to?
you: Well regarding item number 3 on the statement... uh, could you hold on for a second?
Flush the toilet at this point. Put your ear right up close to the phone. Hear that silence? That's the sound of your service representative rendered speechlessly aghast.
Kicker: continue your conversation as if absolutely nothing is out of the ordinary.
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wendy1:
haha. flush.
theslant:
t e sti ng