thesinner

*******DUMB JOKE AHEAD*******
So there's this stock boy at the grocery and his job is to tend the produce dept. So he's doing his job and some lady comes up and says "son I want a half a head of lettuce please". The kid tries to explain that you have to buy the whole head. She starts getting upset so he decides to go get his manager.

He goes to the manager and say's "some dumb bitch wants to buy a half head of lettuce and....." The stock boy notices that the lady had followed him so he continues "And this nice lady wants to buy the other half".

So they get the lady out of the store happy.. The manager goes up to the kid and tells him that he needs to watch what he says, but that he admired the kid for the quick thinking to save his ass.....

The boss asks the boy to tell him more about himself. The Kid goes I just moved here from Canada cause theres only 2 kinds of people there: Whores and Hockey players.....The Boss get a little red in the face and says "my wife is from Canada" and the stock boys replies...."What team did she play on?"

Thank you, thank you. I am here all week.... Try the veal and tip your waitstaff....