movies of the week: chasing amy, crash
song of the week: arc arsenal - at the drive in
Damn it, even my subconscious knows I'm gonna be stuck with a blonde chick!
Well, as long as she's cute... You're not allowed to complain if she's cute. Them's the rules.
I screw up my sleep schedule for a few days and now I'm halucinating flying black...
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song of the week: arc arsenal - at the drive in
Damn it, even my subconscious knows I'm gonna be stuck with a blonde chick!
Well, as long as she's cute... You're not allowed to complain if she's cute. Them's the rules.
I screw up my sleep schedule for a few days and now I'm halucinating flying black...
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meta:
hot girls at Kmart.
you have really weird taste, man.
you have really weird taste, man.
Stephen Notley said:
See, Team America breaks the world down into pussies, dicks and assholes. Pussies think we can all get along and negotiate and play nice. Pussies don't like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies. But what the pussies dont realize is that there are assholes out there too, and you need dicks to fuck assholes. Get it?
This shit should be etched on a...
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meta:
you look like you're coming on to that fan something fierce.
anything you'd like to confess to, good sir?
anything you'd like to confess to, good sir?
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meta:
haha. you remind me of this thing that happened two days ago because the pants I was wearing were too big.
friend says, "you need to get a bigger butt."
I say, "your FACE needs to get a bigger butt."
clearly the wittiest of all comebacks. will haunt me to my dying day.
friend says, "you need to get a bigger butt."
I say, "your FACE needs to get a bigger butt."
clearly the wittiest of all comebacks. will haunt me to my dying day.
elana:
Dude those are some of the funniest pictures with the most hilarious captions I have EVER seen. You officially rock my socks, right off.
Ingesting narcooooootics.
Ingesting narcooooootics, let's do that.
Let's do that!
Einstein said masturbation makes him lazy.
So I haven't done the deed since last week(or in 152 hours if you wanna get specific), but I seemed to have picked up habits that counteract what I guess was suppose to be positive effects. In other words: The bags under my eyes shall be FOREVER. I watched...
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Ingesting narcooooootics, let's do that.
Let's do that!
Einstein said masturbation makes him lazy.
So I haven't done the deed since last week(or in 152 hours if you wanna get specific), but I seemed to have picked up habits that counteract what I guess was suppose to be positive effects. In other words: The bags under my eyes shall be FOREVER. I watched...
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meta:
dude, you call me sometime. a message like that would totally make my day.
I don't want to admit this, but the "ingesting narcooooootics" jiggety jig there reminded me of my friend who just recently sang "donate scissors to the poor with meeee!"
it was a nice song.
I don't want to admit this, but the "ingesting narcooooootics" jiggety jig there reminded me of my friend who just recently sang "donate scissors to the poor with meeee!"
it was a nice song.
madison:
I have a patchof that middle finger on the back of one of my boots and on the other one is a smily face....to say fuck you have a nice day.
awesome teddy in my journal.
awesome teddy in my journal.
voltaire:
Iwas talking about the people that left comments on the first page that I was leaving the site.
meta:
"cute different" people are quite often really boring. like they want to be cute and different just to make up for their lack of personality.
there, that oughta turn half the site against me..
there, that oughta turn half the site against me..
meta:
one time I had a dream I was getting a piercing but the piercing people decided to try and SACRIFICE me instead.
that was unpleasant.
that was unpleasant.
rosscoe:
I had a dream i was on That 70s Show.
I think i've been watching it way too much recently.
And no they werent hot bitches, i just have a very long fuse, but they were burning it fast with the moronic talk.
I think i've been watching it way too much recently.
And no they werent hot bitches, i just have a very long fuse, but they were burning it fast with the moronic talk.
It's that time again, "What's My Hand Smell Like Today?"
Today's Smell: Ajax.... weird.
I can't go 10 seconds without giggling when I'm watching Dubbya speak. It still feels surreal that this moron is in power. Bush bashing aside, the shit goin down in new orleans is fucking insane. Cafferty's "This Administration SUCKS" speech earlier was awesome. I'm not one to talk politics, but I...
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Today's Smell: Ajax.... weird.
I can't go 10 seconds without giggling when I'm watching Dubbya speak. It still feels surreal that this moron is in power. Bush bashing aside, the shit goin down in new orleans is fucking insane. Cafferty's "This Administration SUCKS" speech earlier was awesome. I'm not one to talk politics, but I...
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meta:
nah. I just posted in the group maybe once or twice and realized it was a really boring group. I am so anti-humanity that I prefer to brood ALONE.
take that, bitch.
take that, bitch.
meta:
anyway, you've made my list of people who suck less than a lot of other people, so I'd be honored if I could be the first SG asshole to re-friend you. but I'm going to be all shy about it.
-bwarwarraawwrrooawwwrrraaarrr-
that boy was a little on the traumatizing side. but he would do. better than nothing.