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Tuesday Sep 27, 2005

Sep 27, 2005
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Another alias switch? Don't mind if I do!

Autumn? More like, AuDAMN!


I just realized why that dude keeps singing "I found love in a Kmart store." Not once have I walked into Kmart in the past 6 months and NOT seen at least 2 attractive women, hot chicks, what have you. It just dawned on me, "Man, that is a really annoying song.... But wait a second. Every time I go into Kmart, I see really attractive chicks. HOLY SHIT!"
What is this paradox? It doesn't happen at target. It doesn't happen at walmart. It doesn't even happen at mervyn's half the time. Is Kmart the "in" thing now? I doubt that, but whatever.

Well, when I wanna pick up a girl, I know where else to go.

Like that would happen.
meta:
hot girls at Kmart.

you have really weird taste, man.
Sep 27, 2005

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