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Thursday Aug 25, 2005

Aug 25, 2005
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popcorn movie of the week: 40 Year-Old Virgin
somewhat indie movie of the week: I heart Huckabees
chapter v songoftheweek: Staind - Falling
nostalgia songoftheweek: Lo-Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag

SG subscriiiiiiiiptions.
SG subscriiiiiiiiptions, let's renew some.
Let's renew some!
For $29 for 12 months!
And then post an entry during lunch so we'll probably be late clocking in!

Yeah, sure, we can do that. Why not, I say. It's just about as much as I was willing to pay in the first place. Glad you're finally catching up with my frame of mind which is always 10 minutes ahead of everybody else's. That is to say it is in the future. And your's is not. Don't argue with me, that's just how shit works.

Moving on.
Being that I've caught up on a some stuff since I left (as in shit IRL i was putting off) and I don't want this shit to drain up my time like it used to, I'll only be around, say, a little more than I've been the past week or so. I would elaborate, but I have more interesting things to type.

Gentlemen.... BEHOLD!

FULL WINDSOR!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hoho.

Yeah I got nothin.
skull skull skull



Oh wait, I do have something. You need to stay for this cuz it's important. A little word to the wise, cause I've been around the block a couple of times, and I feel it my duty to inform people of these things called Transformer Nerds. I don't think I will ever meet a chick this nerdy, so this is just for the guys: If you're ever talking to a dude about anime and when the word "transformers" pops up and sends him into a tangent about every single season and incarnation, going so far even to act it out, when you, yourself, are really not into transformers, just do yourself a favor. Grab the nearest solid blunt object and bash it against his goddamn skull BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE WILL SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Granted, I did not employ this hostile method the first time around and had to opt for a passive-aggressive shut-the-fuck-up-or-I'll-kill-you approach by switching the conversation topic abruptly, but the next one I come across, should he be so unlucky, will feel the Wrath of The Truant.
And now we end with a Zack Galifinakis joke.

"Have you ever been so drunk that you wet the bed? And I don't mean sleeping in it, I mean standing over pissing on it."
(nods head and points to self)
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
smuffy:
I love your username.
Aug 30, 2005
cain:
I could be a hit man. But I couldn't kill people with tuna. I'd kill them with brass knuckles or black jacks or...I dunno, maybe my bare motherfuckin' hands. Ya know what i'm saying?
Aug 30, 2005

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