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Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

Jun 28, 2005
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Entry Mood: Mellow-Ass Fuckin
Life imitating art? I stole that from somewhere else, I don't really read the news.
vietnam flick of the weekend: Platoon
mexican flick of the weekend: Platoon in spanish
So I went and got a booklet for fall class schedules from one of the more ghetto colleges in the area. That's probably the most proactive I'll be for the rest of the goddamn year. I dunno maybe I'll do something for winter, but I couldn't care less right now. I just want to fuck around and set objects aflame with my newly acquired zippos. Chicks more than likely won't be invloved, cause more than likely, more than half of them are already knocked up. Tsk, Tsk.

(never piss with a boner again mad )

I'm starting to get my high school muscle mass back, which is to say I still look like a twig. A twig that can do 50 push ups without breaking a sweat. My fucking beard is more intimidating. I'm sure I'll get sick or lazy and lose it all over again. Fuck you too, God.
The Truant on Food
I can't eat frosted mini wheats without putting quik in now. It just tastes so plain without it. Also, I love the fuck out of salami, and just italian food in general. I am one happy fuckin customer when I get to sit down and eat some fancy pasta with sinatra in the stereo.

Good times in the House of Laziness indeed. Pina colada soap makes me want to eat my hands.

(everybody eats when there's pepcid ac)

I'm not satified with this entry. Maybe it needs more pictures.









(that's better)
skull skull skull
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alyk:
I think you should join the Zoolander group. We talk about all films from that kind of genre, just retarded stuff, but we have a lot of fun...I think you would add a lot to the group...My wifey Liger is the owner...

For some reason, you have really been growing on me lately, quickly becoming one of my favorite assholes around here, so it would be rad if you could chill with the rest of my assholes...
Jun 28, 2005
inlikeflynn:
Those photos really did add a vague sort of unnamed quality that was severely lacking in the rest of the entry. Good call. I was originally going to reply with sympathy about the boner urination, but I think I'd much rather comment on how rad Steve's mom is with that fucking trident.

And that guerilla soldier dude's stache is rockin', too.
Jun 28, 2005

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