theshinobi

I'm keeping it until I think of something better. More for storytelling purposes than flair or random decision-making. But why "Whore"? Plain and simple, I am one. You can say I'm simultaneously not one as well. How I actually got the name is irrelevent. Don't you just hate ambiguity? The word I mean. It makes you sound stupid. AM-BE-GYOO-ITY. You know what else is stupid, "waffles".

(I fuckin love this guy's reviews. Christ, my cheeks still hurt)

When was it that the concept of a woman's body as art came to be? I bet it was caveman porn.
I'm disappointed. I haven't posted in the fight club group for weeks and they haven't kicked me out yet... HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! For being based on an awesome movie, they are pretty retarded in there.
Who the fuck eats BLTs? That's the dumbest sandwich ever made. You're an idiot if you pay for one. Bacon isn't sandwich meat and it will never substitute for sandwich meat. And it doesn't taste good raw. Why does everything in this place have to fucking expire before it's thrown away? FUCK.
BACK OFF!

Apprently playing evergreen terrace, at any volume, offends old people. This is a good thing. I'd rather do that than having to pop a mentos every time I shove one of em down a flight of stairs.
Wait, no I wouldn't.
Adios, Beatdrop. If you're into techno, you need to check out his shit immediately.

(This entry is much less interesting than yesterday's)