One of the perks of working in a warehouse predominantly run by mexicans: Having a supervisor that sniffs denatured alcohol on the job. It's scary how coherent he is while looking higher than everest.
Him: Plug the yellow wires in and attach the socket to...
Methinks: You are soooo high right now.
These full time hours are murder. If the bitch jinxes my FedEx interview tomorrow, I swear I'll stangle her.
2-8am
9.50/hr
Benefits
Many inanimate objects will be destroyed if I don't get that fuckin job.
(Side notes: Harvey Birdman DVD, you WILL be mine. I won't take no for an answer. You can give it but I won't take it. Cus that's how I roll. Slut.)
Him: Plug the yellow wires in and attach the socket to...
Methinks: You are soooo high right now.
These full time hours are murder. If the bitch jinxes my FedEx interview tomorrow, I swear I'll stangle her.
2-8am
9.50/hr
Benefits
Many inanimate objects will be destroyed if I don't get that fuckin job.
(Side notes: Harvey Birdman DVD, you WILL be mine. I won't take no for an answer. You can give it but I won't take it. Cus that's how I roll. Slut.)