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Wednesday Oct 12, 2005

Oct 12, 2005
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hell yeah movie of the week: transporter 2
wtf movie of the week: tetsuo: the iron man
song of the week: the chorus to "failed" by seminole county

Christ, what a suckass band. Maybe if they tried to hone a somewhat original, unrepetitive sound instead of blatantly ripping off certain mainstream bands. Or maybe just ditch the lead "singer" who, apparently, is trying to emulate eminem but comes off like a watered-down mc lyte. Then, get a better lyricist.
Or maybe if they just didn't sound like brand label whores that come from the fucking suburbs like everything else on mtv. Yeah, that would work just fine. Anyway, it's that time again, "What's My Hand Smell Like Today?"
Today's Smell: malboro. woo.
Gas 'n smokes, gas 'n smokes, boy do I hate payin for gas 'n smokes. Dave was right. When your budget gets tight you don't stop buying cigs, you stop buying other things. Fruits and vegetables? Soap? Who needs that shit?
It seems I lied. I did have a few life-altering experiences, I just forgot to say cause it's been so long ago since I last thought about 'em. And since they happened at those delicate ages, the emotions got hardwired into my psyche. Meh, everybody's got skeletons.

(FOR GOD'S SAKES, STOP ASKING ME IF YOUR SHOES LOOK GOOD! DAMN IT!)

I need to find a fast-food joint that serves breakfast all day. I would go around asking, but if none did I'd feel kinda stupid. I need to start a consistant diet. Waking up seeing my abs every other morning is weird. Fat, toned, fat, toned, fat, toned. Pick one dammit. This weekend I get to volunteer again for catering in exchange for free gourmet food and I've been assured that the ninja chefs will be there. It should be interesting.

No it won't.

Oh shit, I forgot about Fat Burger. Yes! YEEEEEEES!!!
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rosscoe:
I was going to leave you a super fantastic awesome comment.
But for one... thats a lie
and 2.. apparently i have to go out now.

Anyway.. stop complaining man.. fat.. toned.. fat.
I've got used to fat. So you should too.

I do like that all day breakfast idea though
Oct 13, 2005
meta:
today's smell: cucumbers and clay.

I like this game.
Oct 13, 2005

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