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rosscoe:
I feel sorry for anyone starring in such a farse.
nicole:
fat is the new balck ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
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hell yeah movie of the week: transporter 2
wtf movie of the week: tetsuo: the iron man
song of the week: the chorus to "failed" by seminole county

Christ, what a suckass band. Maybe if they tried to hone a somewhat original, unrepetitive sound instead of blatantly ripping off certain mainstream bands. Or maybe just ditch the lead "singer" who, apparently, is trying to emulate...
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rosscoe:
I was going to leave you a super fantastic awesome comment.
But for one... thats a lie
and 2.. apparently i have to go out now.

Anyway.. stop complaining man.. fat.. toned.. fat.
I've got used to fat. So you should too.

I do like that all day breakfast idea though
meta:
today's smell: cucumbers and clay.

I like this game.
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Well shit, spoiler tags.

Why didn't I think of that? Probably cause I don't care much for 'em.
Alright, end of the week update, what have we got. MORE BULLETS:
- new part-time day job stocking women's shoes. hot managers wanting to bone studly co-workers that aren't me. SCANDALOUS.
- watching harvey birdman on pills is great.
- history...
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meta:
you wanna come over and love my ass?

or librarian non-ass, as it were?

-bats eyelashes-
meta:
aww, the picture on your note didn't work, so I'm just going to pretend it was something really hot.. like.. Manny in a hot pink bunny suit?

mmm, yeah, that's, mmmm, that's real nice.
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movie of the week: a history of violence
song of the week: the irony of it all - the streets

Hello! Hello! My name's Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when...
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inlikeflynn:
I do so love The Streets.
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movies of the week: chasing amy, crash
song of the week: arc arsenal - at the drive in

Damn it, even my subconscious knows I'm gonna be stuck with a blonde chick!
Well, as long as she's cute... You're not allowed to complain if she's cute. Them's the rules.
I screw up my sleep schedule for a few days and now I'm halucinating flying black...
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meta:
the bleeding hole in my crotch is the 20th century version of HypnoToad.

-bwarwarraawwrrooawwwrrraaarrr-

wendy:
i love chasing amy. i've seen it probably 30 times.

that boy was a little on the traumatizing side. but he would do. better than nothing.
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meta:
hot girls at Kmart.

you have really weird taste, man.
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Stephen Notley said:
See, Team America breaks the world down into pussies, dicks and assholes. Pussies think we can all get along and negotiate and play nice. Pussies don't like dicks, because dicks fuck pussies. But what the pussies dont realize is that there are assholes out there too, and you need dicks to fuck assholes. Get it?

This shit should be etched on a...
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meta:
you look like you're coming on to that fan something fierce.

anything you'd like to confess to, good sir?
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meta:
haha. you remind me of this thing that happened two days ago because the pants I was wearing were too big.

friend says, "you need to get a bigger butt."

I say, "your FACE needs to get a bigger butt."

clearly the wittiest of all comebacks. will haunt me to my dying day.
elana:
Dude those are some of the funniest pictures with the most hilarious captions I have EVER seen. You officially rock my socks, right off.
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Ingesting narcooooootics.
Ingesting narcooooootics, let's do that.
Let's do that!
Einstein said masturbation makes him lazy.
So I haven't done the deed since last week(or in 152 hours if you wanna get specific), but I seemed to have picked up habits that counteract what I guess was suppose to be positive effects. In other words: The bags under my eyes shall be FOREVER. I watched...
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meta:
dude, you call me sometime. a message like that would totally make my day.

I don't want to admit this, but the "ingesting narcooooootics" jiggety jig there reminded me of my friend who just recently sang "donate scissors to the poor with meeee!"

it was a nice song.
madison:
I have a patchof that middle finger on the back of one of my boots and on the other one is a smily face....to say fuck you have a nice day.

awesome teddy in my journal.
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