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George Bush dies.

Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm
not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to
have to let some-one else go.

I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you
decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George
said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I
could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this
problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was
break rocks all day." commented George.

The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at
this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"