thesatchmo2000

i have had a run of weird dreams lately. it's been hard to remember most of them because i'd be in and out of sleep. one in particular seemed pretty freaky. i was being terrorized by a super vampire. it had the build of a muscular man and was 10 feet tall. it looked like the wolf-man with bat wings. in the dream i asked my three cousins (they were not my real cousins and were normal vampires) for help. they would only help me if i became their slave. i told them to fuck off and they tried to attack me. right when they were about to pounce on me the super vampire comes out of nowhere and shreds all of them to pieces. and i mean like putting a frog in a blender. i used that time to grab a nearby machete and try to get a good shot. but the super vamp powered it out of my hand hacked it into the back of my neck. it then proceeded to peel the flesh from the back of my neck over my head. it peeled so hard that when it got to my face my eyes popped out and all that was left was my naked skull. just then my skull smiled and started transforming like the box from hellraiser. it turned into a stake and rammed into the vampire's heart. it exploded and i woke up.