i hurt myself in the office on friday. we had just installed a fence type of enclosure around the front door to keep the customers from coming directly into the office. it provides them with about an 8 x 8 space to be able to move around. problem is we didn't install a door, so we would have to walk around the shop to the front to lock the door and turn off the lights. it was closing time and my co-worker closed and locked the door. but the light switch was still on. i didn't want to walk all the way around do i thought i could jump it. i set myself up and jumped. and i swear it felt like everything went in slow motion. my foot got caught on the top part of the fence and i knew i was gonna hit the ground. on the way down i started thinking, "Just great dumbass." i didn't hurt anything but i stayed on the floor for a little bit cursing the fence and my foot. my co-worker saw the jump from the outside window and came rushing in when he didn't see me get up. as i started to get up i heard rushing footsteps coming from outside the door. suddenly the door swings open and hits me in the face. i get knocked back into fence which breaks down and the back of my head smacks against the floor. i get up and scream, WHAT THE FUCK?!! All my co-worker said was "i just wanted to see if you were hurt." pretty funny huh? 
But I definitely need a lot of luck, so thanks a lot for that
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