Europeon cultures have neat, concise idioms for almost every permutation of the human heart and the conditions of life: Zeitgeist, schadefreude, L'esprit d'escalier...

Right now I need word that sums up my particular space, a space where:

1. You're on indefinite (if not permanent) hold sexually with the submissive partner who flipped your BDSM switch.

2. You've come up with the design of an incredibly neat bondage fixture that has your imagination (and libido) running like the engine of a '67 Camaro.

I think the closest we have to an applicable phrase in American English is:

"Now hiring for all positions".

Damn if it isn't Spring.