therightbastard

When you're a little baby totalitarian despot, no one even tells you that the hardest part about world dominationis the setup.

Seriously, getting all of your lawn gnomes in line, hacking code, and assembling a massive force of gibbering, flesh eating zombies is nothing but drudge, drudge, drudge.

::drums fingers on desktop::

I'm totally ready for the private jet, cocaine, and well-dressed manservants equipped with exotic submachine guns, now.

::pout::

Fuck it.

::returns to coding, watching seventies horror movies, and drinking wine::