So apparently, it's never too early for bondage.
d23:
that revelation is like a stiff shot of whisky in'it?
zero:
exile
melikefire:
regret
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d23:
so true...
...too bad i've never been particularly god at multiple choice tests. I have all the answers, I just cant ever seem choose between em.
...too bad i've never been particularly god at multiple choice tests. I have all the answers, I just cant ever seem choose between em.
nixon:
That is a good word of teh day.
Today smells like a hot, dry sunset in the desert, despite the cold.
I think of cold places, and I wonder about the bottom of the San Francisco Bay, and the coast of Monterey.
I think of the keyless, sleeping on frozen grates, and the patricians locked in ivory castles
I look up at the silver moon, and I can see the future there.
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I think of cold places, and I wonder about the bottom of the San Francisco Bay, and the coast of Monterey.
I think of the keyless, sleeping on frozen grates, and the patricians locked in ivory castles
I look up at the silver moon, and I can see the future there.
It...
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charlielove:
australia.
we all think about the bottom of the bay. that bottom made me pack my bags and move to nowhereland from back east.
"take me back to san francisco and bury my body there"
we all think about the bottom of the bay. that bottom made me pack my bags and move to nowhereland from back east.
"take me back to san francisco and bury my body there"
trillian:
Have I told you lately that I love you? 
Thanks for that comment, it made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for that comment, it made me laugh out loud.
There really is no replacement for hours of sex after a long dry spell without.
Mmm. Morning sex.
Mmm. Morning sex.
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jeremyscareme:
It would be my honor.
nixon:
mmmm. Especially with the morning breaths....
Home again.
More than a week of city-hopping, cuddles, fresh conversations, reunions with old and new friends, and drinking like I was doing it for a paycheck have now come to a close.
Last call for chaos, you don't have to crawl home, but you can't sleep here.
And now I'm left with the question of whether to pull the armor back on for a...
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More than a week of city-hopping, cuddles, fresh conversations, reunions with old and new friends, and drinking like I was doing it for a paycheck have now come to a close.
Last call for chaos, you don't have to crawl home, but you can't sleep here.
And now I'm left with the question of whether to pull the armor back on for a...
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nak:
hey lover butt.
nak:
ehhhhh, sitting on the floor.
Heh. I just landed in Seattle, and already the debauchery has been remearkable.
At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and...
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At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and...
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bonnieblu:
Whats seattle like?
Heh. Looks like I'll be up in Seattle a day early, awaiting Nixon's desperate lunge back into the States. Anyone have any suggestions as to what to do, see, and ingest while in Seattle? I'll be there as of Thursday night, going to see Attrition at the Vogue, unless something more interesting pops up.
I need a tour guide.
I need a tour guide.
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megalomatthew:
Ingest the rain because it'll be there...waiting for you. That and the chlamydia.
I get to be there for Jesus' non-birthday, ingesting Bainbridge Island, ultimately resulting in malnourishment...YAY!
I get to be there for Jesus' non-birthday, ingesting Bainbridge Island, ultimately resulting in malnourishment...YAY!
therightbastard:
Heh. I just landed in Seattle, and already the debauchery has been remearkable.
At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and pot in complete violation of the laws of God and man.
Our evening ended fabulously, with us all standing on a railway platform in Medford trying to explain to the conductor why he shouldn't have us thrown into jail, and all the important reasons he should let us back on board the train.
And I really have no idea how I pulled it off, because I was no longer capable of rational thought or anythirg resembling human speech.
But apparently I did, because here I am, eating vegan hot dogs and flirting with Seattle gay bois and Russian devotchkas.
At a certain point last night, five lawn gnomes and I actually managed to succesfully comandeer the train's lounge car. Between all of our traveling supplies and electronics, we eventually ended up with a full wet bar and three laptops playing Ministry, Portishead, and Massive Attack, while we smoked cigarettes, cloves, and pot in complete violation of the laws of God and man.
Our evening ended fabulously, with us all standing on a railway platform in Medford trying to explain to the conductor why he shouldn't have us thrown into jail, and all the important reasons he should let us back on board the train.
And I really have no idea how I pulled it off, because I was no longer capable of rational thought or anythirg resembling human speech.
But apparently I did, because here I am, eating vegan hot dogs and flirting with Seattle gay bois and Russian devotchkas.
When you're a little baby totalitarian despot, no one even tells you that the hardest part about world dominationis the setup.
Seriously, getting all of your lawn gnomes in line, hacking code, and assembling a massive force of gibbering, flesh eating zombies is nothing but drudge, drudge, drudge.
::drums fingers on desktop::
I'm totally ready for the private jet, cocaine, and well-dressed manservants equipped with...
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Seriously, getting all of your lawn gnomes in line, hacking code, and assembling a massive force of gibbering, flesh eating zombies is nothing but drudge, drudge, drudge.
::drums fingers on desktop::
I'm totally ready for the private jet, cocaine, and well-dressed manservants equipped with...
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nixon:
See? You totally need a vacttion.
nixon:
Yes. Because we are absolutely, 100% out of Trouble here. None at all.
Tonight I did something that was either the most beautul thing I've done in a long while, the stupidest thing I've done in a long while, or the most meaningless thing I've done in a long while.
Either way, it was so very, very... 'me'.
And regardless, I accomplished a lot in regards to getting The Bastard Nation site running, and drank a lot of...
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Either way, it was so very, very... 'me'.
And regardless, I accomplished a lot in regards to getting The Bastard Nation site running, and drank a lot of...
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nixon:
Hey, I'm totally trying to kidnap you. Admittedly, to Fresno...
aloso following instructions and waitingtill sunset..or more likely, three am...
aloso following instructions and waitingtill sunset..or more likely, three am...
There's definitely something in the air. Or someone slipped something special in with the Jager and Red Bull at the New Model Army concert the other night, and it doesn't seem to be fading...
I'm feeling feisty.
I want to kidnap a girl and drink icy vodka in cedar hot tubs.
I want to have bathroom sex in an upscale sushi bar.
I want to...
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I'm feeling feisty.
I want to kidnap a girl and drink icy vodka in cedar hot tubs.
I want to have bathroom sex in an upscale sushi bar.
I want to...
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nixon:
Beats me.
:grin:
:grin:
noelani:
Speaking of lawn gnomes (in your profile) we got in some more Invader Zim. You must come over and watch.
Oh, and try the bathrooms at Ozumo... I don't know about the mens room, but in the womens they play "learn to speak" Japanese tapes. Don't forget, oishi-desu!!
Oh, and try the bathrooms at Ozumo... I don't know about the mens room, but in the womens they play "learn to speak" Japanese tapes. Don't forget, oishi-desu!!
Margaritas are the mind-killer.
Margaritas are the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Margarita.
I will permit the Margarita to pass over me and through me.
And when the Margarita has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the the Margarita has gone there will be nothing...
...Only I will remain.
He who controls the Margarita,...
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Margaritas are the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Margarita.
I will permit the Margarita to pass over me and through me.
And when the Margarita has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the the Margarita has gone there will be nothing...
...Only I will remain.
He who controls the Margarita,...
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nixon:
Same difference, really.
twinkie:
Oh man, if I were stuck in 1987, I'd be wearing really long skirts and giant belt buckles. That was a strange year for me!