I is back home, I'm back, bitches!
Thats right. I went there.
HO!
...Where was I? Back home? Ahh yes. So, now i am a certified SCUBA diver. And i have a rich golden tan. I'll be fighting them off with a stick now.
Yep.
I really believe that. Seriously.
...
Shut up.
I dun saw a bunch of fish, squids and rays (the eagle and sting sort, not the kind from the sun that gave me my crazy ass tan line (that can be read either as crazy-ass tan line or crazy ass-tan line)). I come home to a messy room. Also, I was able to procure 26 delectable Cuban cigars while I was in the area. Monty-4s mostly. Some other ones for verities sake. Also, rum cake. That shit is amazing.
Right. So, now I can breathe under water, only slightly less gracefully than aqua man, I didnt get the bends, and it turns out I cant go to the rocky convention this weekend. It kinda pisses me off, but whatever.
Im gonna go try and amuse my self now.
Thats right. I went there.
HO!
...Where was I? Back home? Ahh yes. So, now i am a certified SCUBA diver. And i have a rich golden tan. I'll be fighting them off with a stick now.
Yep.
I really believe that. Seriously.
...
Shut up.
I dun saw a bunch of fish, squids and rays (the eagle and sting sort, not the kind from the sun that gave me my crazy ass tan line (that can be read either as crazy-ass tan line or crazy ass-tan line)). I come home to a messy room. Also, I was able to procure 26 delectable Cuban cigars while I was in the area. Monty-4s mostly. Some other ones for verities sake. Also, rum cake. That shit is amazing.
Right. So, now I can breathe under water, only slightly less gracefully than aqua man, I didnt get the bends, and it turns out I cant go to the rocky convention this weekend. It kinda pisses me off, but whatever.
Im gonna go try and amuse my self now.
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I'd love to scuba dive someday. Though I have a feeling I'd somehow end up with something going wrong with my oxygen tank or something. I can be such a spaz.