therealtexasguy

I don't smoke , my only plans for the trip are fishing and sex , when my girlfriend is spending hours in the day spa , I plan on spa I plan on bribing the maids to be my sex toys , it's fun tying them to the bedpost by their hair

I don't know if that kind of show is included in my dine around cancun package

Being a renal failure patient the alchohol is off limits to me , but before I had to give it up my favorite was Bombay Sapphire Gin straight up

HA HA HA HA
I have an I Killed Kenny shirt. My favorite shirt ever!!!!
Thats fucken awesome you guys found eachother by doing that. LOL
Oh I also I have a shirt that just says, "Oh My God They Killed Kenny."

HOLY SHIT BALLS BATMAN!!!!!

I just checked into it, and Washington State's concealed carry pistol laws are fuckin shitty compared to those of Texas. According to the Washington information, one needs only apply to get the concealed carry permit, their firearm DOES NOT need to be registered with State Police, and they do not need to tell a cop when they are carrying a weapon.

In Texas if a cop pulls you over and you don't hand him your concealed carry license, even if you don't have a firearm anymore, it's a felony. A felony. You have to take classes and pass tests to even get the permit, and it costs almost $300 to take the class.

I think I'm gonna like Washington's gun laws....

oh, snap!, I didn't know Clark Kent's dad in Smallville was in the Duke's of Hazzard...course, I didn't really watch the show too much...

Up your potasium intake , that will help with the heart problem , when I had my life nearly end last August they had me on a potasium IV for a long time cause electrolyte imbalances will stop your heart , and man was that shit painfull as it traveled into my arm it felt like being on fire

well...that definitely should have gotten the heart a pumpin....sorry you're having problems...that sucks a big one. I missed you Friday...we had a great time at karoake....hope you get to feeling better...and thanks for being there for me over the past couple of weeks...finally things are starting to go back to normal

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I like the spiderman cartoon even better , but batman was the best

Might be time for a short stay at the hospital while you still have insurance

illness?

holy hell, the antibiotics they gave me, along with the super greasy barbecue I had for dinner, tore a fucking hole in my stomach. I haven't had cramps like that since I accidentally took a laxative when I had a stomach ache (note to everyone: if you are not constipated, and you take a laxative, it can be very painful). Ugh, I can still feel it - that overwhelming desire to vomit, and I would if I hadn't taken those pills. I need to get that shit digested, or I get to spend most of tomorrow trying to talk my doctor and pharmacy into refilling the perscription cause I threw up...

I am extremely excited about the idea of becoming a real estate agent. Even if I should spend the $300 to get my license, and decide not to do it, I'll still have a real estate license, which could only help me land a job with a property/apartment management company (which is now my fall back option).

He he he ............. one of the unfortunate side affects of antibiotics is that the benificial bacteria in your digestive system is killed off too , add greasy food to the mixture and you're not gonna feel too well , and you allready have digestive system problems anyhow so you must have been in a world of pain

You should start sending resumes with references out to real estate developments in the Kent area , so you will better your odds at having a job waiting for you or atleast a few interviews

Yeah but how many houses do you think you will sell during your first year , the real estate business is a blood thirsty world , no agency wants to take chances with unproven talent and the ones that are willing to take a chance with someone new to the business wont hold on to an unproductive agent who does not sell much during the first month or so

I have the nuclear stress test tomorrow, I will try to do better this time since I punked out last time ... hope to see you on Friday

Besides the greed and cultism most churches exihibit, another big problem I have is the fucking singing! Ugh! I fucking hate church singing! I hate it worse then tejano music! Why can't you go to a house of worship and not be subjected to a 100 people singing, none of whom can carry a tune?

Took a nap. Feel a little better, but my ear is fucking killing me. I might need to go see my doctor about getting on some more antibiotics.

Anyone ever listen to what they say to someone when they're trying to seduce that someone for the first time? It's no wonder pornos are so fucking hilarious - the truth is more funny then the fiction.

Fuck, I definitely need to go to the doctor. I hate being sick. I am so dead set on starting to work out again that I may just buy my gym membership online so I can't weasle out of it when I get up there. I've let myself get in horrid shape this last year and a half. Emotional problems aside, it's unexcuseable, especially considering how bad ass of shape I used to be in. Agreed, it was very hard work, but it was worth it.



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