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i feel like my skull is imploding. maybe i should drill a little hole in the side to relieve some pressure? would have to figure out exactly how thick my skull is, lest i drill too far into my gray matter.
datsun:
I love your posts! Too bad you live in SA, I often visit College Station.
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I think I'm having night siezures. (I do have a very weird family history of extraordinarily odd and small seizure activities...they're not siezures, per se, but more like little earthquakes in a certain part of the brain that mimic the electrical activity of a siezure without the flopping around on the floor...the only adverse effects are some disorientation and memory problems for the rest of...
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Hahaha! I'm such a fucking Loser (yes, the capitalization was intentional). Here I am bitching about not getting laid and just seven or eight hours ago I turned down a chance to jump into bed with a certified Freak - this is a woman who thinks fisting is "cute foreplay" eeek . Had I not been so stoned when she called I would have happily walked...
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therealtexasguy:
I am seriously considering expanding my business. I'll need to clean up my office space and send out the word on the grape vine that I am interesting in taking on new clients.

Here's the deal;

If I double the number of properties I manage I will have to A) Start keeping regular hours (i.e. no going to sleep at noon and waking up at eight in the evening), and B) Will have to dedicate my spare bedroom solely as an office (which means I have to make my living room more "professional" looking cause it'll mean I'll have a lot of clients coming in and out).

On the other hand, if I do this I'll start making real bank. At least three grand a month at the absolute minimum (this is the most I make a month at the moment), and as much as six grand a month (this only happened once). But to do this would mean I'd really have no time to go to school. So another college drop out in my family - course I'd be another of my brother's making good money. We're all drop outs, but we all make good livings despite it (one of my brothers never even went to college and he makes something like 75k a year on a bad year...oddly enough, most of my siblings and I work jobs/have businesses that are very cyclic).

I think I'll just stay in college and keep the option of expanding my business incase I knock some girl up (not something I'm planning on doing, but who my age is trying to have kids??).

Still, I'm going to look into it, put out some feelers and whatnot. See what the market is like right now for people who do my kind of work.
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Ugh. Now my ex is sending all those letters and leaving all those phone messages about how much she misses me and all that. Fucking hell...if I had a dime for every time I didn't understand a woman...well, I'd be living next door to Bill Gates.

I have this serious crush on one of my tenants. She's this hot little ghetto chica with all kinds...
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allycat_13:
He he, look at livingdeadgrls journal. She has a funny santa clause joke.
Go Hobbit!!!!!
brite_red_scream:
puke at the ex's that can't move on....my ex from YEARS ago recently started emailing me out of nowhere...and that fool is MARRIED! i was like...What the hell are u doing man?...you're fuckin' married bro!.... confused
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Hmmmm....I feel good. Slightly buzzed, fully awake, stomach full of cheap hamburgers and french fries, my apartment is nice and warm...too bad it'll all go away when the buzz wears off. Fuck it, at least I'm enjoying it now.

Wow, good for ya'll I just deleted a thousand word rant about rifles and bullet calibers. Well, that was interesting. That shit must really be kicking...
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therealtexasguy:
Hehehehehe.

Am doing stereo battle with my neighbor. Bitch has got no chance, I pulled out my backup stereo a while back and hooked up my custom made speaker boxes (detachable tweeters, six-inch mids, and ten inch subs). biggrin I got over five hundred watts of bass boost bouncing off the walls on my tiny little apartment, and it's all controlled by the same remote! (God Bless Phillips for having the fore sight to make all their stereos use the same remote frequency!).

biggrin biggrin
aclyricblue:
i had a bad chest cold for 2 months, but i kept smoking anyways. It eventually went away AND i didnt have to sacrifice any precious nicotine!
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Just quit smoking. My chest cold is pretty bad, so now is as good a time as any. Only flushed the cigarettes like five minutes ago and already I can feel a monster craving about to attack.

Would have more to write, but can't think of anything but cigarettes.
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Am very tired.

Think I'm going to head out to the lake soon for some predawn fishing. Wish I had bought firewood last night - it's going to be fucking freezing out there and I feel like I'm coming down with something. Probably end up getting real sick for a week if I go, but I need to do something.

Let's just check the weather...
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Got high and went fishing. Didn't catch anything, but it was very cathartic. Will hopefully go again tomorrow night. Unfortunately, the likelihood is that everyone else will too. Maybe not. I was literally one of three people on the lake tonight. Fucking love that. The water level was incredibly high; all my old campsites were under water. Wild.

Remember, if you don't have anything nice...
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therealtexasguy:
Everyone remember that "Nuke The Whales" posted Nielsen has on his bedroom wall in the episode where Lisa falls in love with him?

I'm going to make that poster. My buddy was telling me his shop on his base has a printer that can print poster size things of hi-def quality. Kick ass.

Lisa: "Do you really believe that?"

Nielsen: "I dunno. Gotta nuke somethin."

Lisa: "Touche."

Classic.
kybella:
Dude, you are a nut. Another chick...damn, are you on a roll or what??

Have a great weekend...get REALLY REALLY stoned and rock out.
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Haha! My neighbors must love me. I have a Kittie CD almost full blast on the otherside of my apartment, and a Static-X CD full blast on the otherside. I can't find the remote for the stereo and with my back hurting so bad I figured it'd be better to drown out the Kittie with the X so I didn't have to walk over there...
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therealtexasguy:
Why does K-Mart still advertise so heavily in South Texas when there is literally not ONE K-Mart in all of South Texas? Seriously, not one. When they declared bankruptcy, every K-Mart in South Texas closed down. Then HEB, the local grocery store chain, bought most all of the old buildings. Well, the ones Wal-Mart didn't buy. Maybe this is why K-Mart went bankrupt?
brite_red_scream:
hehehe...so your friends tell you not to "fuck things up" eh...hehehe...that's hilarious. Must be nice to have cool neighbors...i used to always have squares calling the cops on me for jamming out...and it wasn't even that loud either...bass just carries more...this is why houses kick so much ass.