Oh, I beat Axl Rose just loooooooooves Velvet Revolver...that guy's a fucking cock sucker.
You know, when I first joined Hotmail back in 96, you got something like one or two megabytes of storage space. Now you get 250mg. I remember being a child playing on computers that didn't have that much storage space.
I don't feel so hot. I'm real short of breath. Could...
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You know, when I first joined Hotmail back in 96, you got something like one or two megabytes of storage space. Now you get 250mg. I remember being a child playing on computers that didn't have that much storage space.
I don't feel so hot. I'm real short of breath. Could...
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So I watched the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" trailer, which took me about nine hours to download (had to download Quicktime as well). Tim Burton is pretty kick ass, I'll give him that, but he's getting incredibly boring. Every fucking movie he makes looks like the last one. Perhaps he should consider getting a new set for his next movie, instead of just repainting...
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therealtexasguy:
You know, if I'd invested in K-Mart stock when I had wanted to, my brand new truck would be paid off right now. I am beyond pissed off at myself! 
brite_red_scream:
Man...that is fuckin' HILARIOUS that you mentioned that shit about gluttonous chinese folks cause i swear...on Friday this lil asian dude came in the restaurant by himself and ordered 2 appetizers one of Stuffed Mushrooms, the other of Mussels, 2 bowls of soup, 1 bowl of salad, and 2 plates of Linguine with marinara. At first i thought he was ordering for himself and someone who would join him later...but oh no...he ATE IT ALL!!!!! i couldn't help but tell like every single server in the restaurant to go point and stare....NEVER in my life have i seen someone of his size eat that much damn food... 
By the way...my 22nd Birthday Bash is this weekend...so if you're not doing anything...Feel free to come listen to some bad ass music... my friend managed to get Bar Salute reserved just for the party.... the flyer is here just print it out and bring it if you wanna listen to some kick ass bands and drink some beer...it's gonna be bad ass...i'm stoked!
By the way...my 22nd Birthday Bash is this weekend...so if you're not doing anything...Feel free to come listen to some bad ass music... my friend managed to get Bar Salute reserved just for the party.... the flyer is here just print it out and bring it if you wanna listen to some kick ass bands and drink some beer...it's gonna be bad ass...i'm stoked!
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therealtexasguy:
Ahhhh...a decadent, greasy breakfast of Sausage McMuffin and two hashbrowns and diet coke.....yummy....
allycat_13:
I told you this before, dorko. You said your last in everything or something. I am one day older then you, lol.
Nice collection of skin mags.
Nice collection of skin mags.
Whoa-ho-HO!!!
I have an EXTREMELY pissed off "ex" on my hands right now.
Apparently we are not, in fact, broken up. Apparently what I considered to be our break up was not, in fact, a break up. Apparently I AM a fucking inconsiderate asshole (been called THAT a few times before...it's beginning to lack originality
).
Either way, check my last journal entry for the...
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I have an EXTREMELY pissed off "ex" on my hands right now.
Apparently we are not, in fact, broken up. Apparently what I considered to be our break up was not, in fact, a break up. Apparently I AM a fucking inconsiderate asshole (been called THAT a few times before...it's beginning to lack originality
).
Either way, check my last journal entry for the...
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WARNING: This entry is boring and stupid and not worth reading!!
OK, but I warned you!
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I can't help but laugh my motherfucking ass off right now!
When will the World and Fate tire of using my testicles for soccer practice and move on to torture someone else? Surely there are others in the world, hell in the immediate area, with bigger testicles then...
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OK, but I warned you!
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I can't help but laugh my motherfucking ass off right now!
When will the World and Fate tire of using my testicles for soccer practice and move on to torture someone else? Surely there are others in the world, hell in the immediate area, with bigger testicles then...
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Well, here's the trailer for Burton's remake of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" starring Johnny Depp.
I'm sorry, but this is a fucking travesty. The original movie was a fucking masterpiece; perfect in every way. Even the effects hold up beautifully by today's standards. I see absolutely no reason and, more importantly, no need to remake this movie. And, based on the strength of...
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I'm sorry, but this is a fucking travesty. The original movie was a fucking masterpiece; perfect in every way. Even the effects hold up beautifully by today's standards. I see absolutely no reason and, more importantly, no need to remake this movie. And, based on the strength of...
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girly:
Ooooh, is there any really old Playboy stuff? I went with my step dad to buy something from some guy's farm and the inside of the barn was turned into a work area, complete with old pinup girls wallpapering the entire place. Very nice. Anyway, I'm looking for old pinup pics for an art project.
angeluca:
Wow. I hadn't seen the preview for it yet but was excited to. I'm not quite so excited now. I was under the assumption that they were going to do an entirely new version of it. Not just redo the original. I know that the writer of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (his name escapes me at the moment) did not at all like what they did in the original movie. So, based on that, I thought Tim Burton was going to come up with something different. It looks too much like the old version to me. And nothing is going to beat the original version.
Apparently my computer has a virus. I hope I can make it limp along for another fifteen days so I can hit up my father for a new PC for Christmas/my Birthday (they are almost one in the same, unfortunately). I have the worst fucking luck with computers.
I've decided I need to purchase a cowboy hat. When I lived in Nevada I had a...
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genevieve:
Holy crap...I LOVE IT! thanks that really did give me momentary joy...
cutie...
cutie...
datsun:
So... I think they probably give each other argyle socks and J.Crew catalogs as gag gifts. And whereyouwanttobe reminds me that my best girlfriend married a mortician (who I knew in jr high) and they lived upstairs from a mortuary for 2 years. 
Dimebag Darrel is dead!!!
I weep for the lose of such a great talent.
This year has sucked. John Ritter (who made so many cool movies that for some reason remain so unknown), Fred Rogers ( *tear* ), Rodney Dangerfield, and now Dimebag fucking Darrel!? Whose next, Manson? Reznor? Maynard? Big Bird!?
Why the fuck can't cocksuckers like Bush or Cheney bit the big one??
I weep for the lose of such a great talent.
This year has sucked. John Ritter (who made so many cool movies that for some reason remain so unknown), Fred Rogers ( *tear* ), Rodney Dangerfield, and now Dimebag fucking Darrel!? Whose next, Manson? Reznor? Maynard? Big Bird!?
Why the fuck can't cocksuckers like Bush or Cheney bit the big one??
therealtexasguy:
I'm going to send a bottle of Jack to the wake if they publish where it's going to be and all (they always do). I figure he and Pantera gave me so many good times when I was drunk, high, stoned and/or sober that the least I can do is return the favor to those who mourn him.
On a much more somber note, I think I'm going to start a Pearls Before Swine SG Group. My favorite comic strip, if only because the author so blatantly rips off other comic strips and makes fun of them. Every month or so he gets letters from attornies, which he publishes, telling him to immediate cease and decist. Very cool, that website let's you check as far back as a month ago. Every few weeks I log on and save them to my computer then print them out and take them around with me for a while. They're fucking classic.
On a much more somber note, I think I'm going to start a Pearls Before Swine SG Group. My favorite comic strip, if only because the author so blatantly rips off other comic strips and makes fun of them. Every month or so he gets letters from attornies, which he publishes, telling him to immediate cease and decist. Very cool, that website let's you check as far back as a month ago. Every few weeks I log on and save them to my computer then print them out and take them around with me for a while. They're fucking classic.
I am such a weak willed little man (well, as little as someone over six foot tall can be, I suppose). Not only am I smoking cigarettes again, but I'm taking those fucking pills again to.
Was just at the corner gas station in the parking lot for forty-five minutes chatting up that freaky girl that wanted to sleep with me the other night. Then...
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Was just at the corner gas station in the parking lot for forty-five minutes chatting up that freaky girl that wanted to sleep with me the other night. Then...
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datsun:
Yeah, I know about the v8 conversions, but it works better with a Chevy 350. There are kits to stiffen your suspension and upgrade your diff, but it's still really hard on the car. I'm actually looking for a 240z to use for a conversion, but I need to throw a new oil pump into my current Z first. 
My cowboy lives in CS because he goes to A&M. I show up every once in a while to make sure ha doesn't starve.
My cowboy lives in CS because he goes to A&M. I show up every once in a while to make sure ha doesn't starve.
datsun:
I wouldn't look down on you for spending that much money on a car like that. Hell, I've put over $20,000 into the 280 since I bought it (not including the purchase price). I'll let you know when I get pics, it's a pretty sharp looking ride.