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Saturday Jan 29, 2005

Jan 28, 2005
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I don't care what anyone says, Dr. Dre's "Chronic 2001" is a perfect fucking album. Anyone who doubts this man's talents can kiss my hairy white ass. The fucked up thing is I don't even really like rap, but this shit is just off the fucking hook.

I like my new keyboard quite a bit.

Wish I was asleep right now. I have an incredible amount of work to do tomorrow, and every minute I stay up too late is a minute I'll sleep in too late. Wait, what? Ah, fuck it, something like that.

Just something I came across online that I found encouraging...

When soft, the adult penis hangs down and most are about 3 to 4 inches long.

When hard (erect) the penis points out or at an upward angle and increases in size to about 5 to 7 inches long. The size of a soft penis does not indicate the size of a hard one, since the smaller one usually increases proportionally more than the larger one. In old age, the penis usually decreases in size.

The nerve and hydraulic system that causes erections, remains on automatic during sleep and a normal healthy penis becomes erect about every 90 minutes.


I don't like that my penis will shrink with age but, then again, what besides my stomach and man tits won't shrink with age?

I've been spending hours downloading pictures of Bettie Page. Now there is a classic American beauty. My friend and I were arguing about Hollywood. I was saying that it's nice that heroin chic is working it's way out, if very slowly. Sure, actresses, as a whole, are still half a pound heavier then crack heads, but there are some out there that look like they don't eat some kind of insane diet.

Do any of ya'll know some of those diets those weirdos are on? Brittany Daniel, for example, eats half a piece of fish every three hours. What the fuck!? Sure, she's got like zero percent body fat, but where's the fun in that? I LIKE food. I might not eat a whole lot, despite my size, but I enjoy indulging in artery clogging, stomach enlarging foods every day.

Ah fuck it. I'm too tired to rant.
happygrl:
hehehehe wink
Jan 28, 2005
datsun:
damn. you posted and I was already asleep...
wtf were you doing still awake at 6am your time? you have me beat as far as insomnia. I do actually sleep sometimes. you should try it. wink
Jan 29, 2005

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