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Monday Jan 10, 2005

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Badder Santa is a fucking hilarious movie. I saw the previews when it was in the theatre and thought it was just going to suck ass, but it truly is kick ass (yes, I know, Badder Santa is the extended version, but I always buy the extended versions of movies, when available, because they are always better).

Arabian Night is AWESOME. I saw it a few years back and was blown away by it, but quickly forgot the title. In the movie store earlier I saw it and bought it and it's better then I remember. I don't like the camera they used to shoot it, because it gave it a cheap feel, but it's still a great movie. Well, and some of the acting/lines were a bit off, but I'd still give it two thumbs up just for kick ass content.

Went to the Olive Garden at Ingram Mall today to celebrate my nieces/cousin's kick ass report card. Had a very good meal of Caeser Chicken salad or whatever. Either way, it rocked. Oddly enough, I didn't drink. Hell, I even turned down the free sample of wine. So far today all I've had to drink was a coffee with a lot of Kaluha and Baileys in it, but all that did was give me a headache (or aggrevated my cigarette headache, whichever).

I need a good fuck. Yep. In the last two weeks I've turned down more sex then I have in the last two YEARS and it's starting to chip away at my sanity. What the fuck!? I decided not to have sex for all of 2004 and, baring some technicalities the judges are still out on, I did just that. Now that 2004 is over, and I'm having all these super hot women (including a few I have wanted for YEARS) throwing themselves at me, I keep not doing it for the stupidest of reasons; "I don't feel like it", "I don't have a condom", "She's married", "blah blah blah"....well....OK....so the married one's a damn good reason, but ya'll catch the drift.

Maybe I need to hook up with my lesbian neighbor and go whaling with her (she likes the chunky girls) at that dive bar down the street? Nah, probably not.

Man this "not smoking" sucks (read that as "not smoking nearly as much"). I'm starting to put on weight, and that is SERIOUSLY uncool. I seem to be the only one noticing it, but that doesn't mean it bothers me any less.

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I ♥ Badder Santa....

And NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!
Jan 10, 2005

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