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Somewhere in Western Nevada

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Saturday Dec 11, 2004

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So I watched the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" trailer, which took me about nine hours to download (had to download Quicktime as well). Tim Burton is pretty kick ass, I'll give him that, but he's getting incredibly boring. Every fucking movie he makes looks like the last one. Perhaps he should consider getting a new set for his next movie, instead of just repainting the old one with new colors??

Yes, I still think the movie is going to suck.

How is it all the eating champions in the world are these tiny little Chinese people? I don't get it. I mean, physically, how can their stomach hold all that food??

Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson the single most overrated singer ever?
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therealtexasguy:
You know, if I'd invested in K-Mart stock when I had wanted to, my brand new truck would be paid off right now. I am beyond pissed off at myself! mad
Dec 11, 2004
brite_red_scream:
Man...that is fuckin' HILARIOUS that you mentioned that shit about gluttonous chinese folks cause i swear...on Friday this lil asian dude came in the restaurant by himself and ordered 2 appetizers one of Stuffed Mushrooms, the other of Mussels, 2 bowls of soup, 1 bowl of salad, and 2 plates of Linguine with marinara. At first i thought he was ordering for himself and someone who would join him later...but oh no...he ATE IT ALL!!!!! i couldn't help but tell like every single server in the restaurant to go point and stare....NEVER in my life have i seen someone of his size eat that much damn food... puke

By the way...my 22nd Birthday Bash is this weekend...so if you're not doing anything...Feel free to come listen to some bad ass music... my friend managed to get Bar Salute reserved just for the party.... the flyer is here just print it out and bring it if you wanna listen to some kick ass bands and drink some beer...it's gonna be bad ass...i'm stoked! biggrin
Dec 11, 2004

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