Imagine
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Just a little John Lennon for you, compliments of the APC CD in my computer right now. What he saw in Yoko I will NEVER understand!
So I'm not angry about screwing up my beautiful new truck...no, I'm just incredibly embarassed. Figure the five hundred bucks it'll cost to get it fixed will teach me a good lesson (when the fuck are they going to realize I need a warranty to cover my OWN stupid driving, and no "mechanical defects"???)
My brother in law lost his job today. Something about getting into an accident in his company truck and then peeing sticks and stems for the drug test that followed. He's thinking it'll be better in the long run; he'd been getting a lot of job offers from elsewhere, doing the same thing but for more money, and now he gets to take them. He may be a rowdy pot head, but he's also a rowdy pothead.
I love him anyways. He does right by my sister and even better by my niece. I offered to send him a couple grand to hold him over, but he said he didn't think it'd come to that. Now that I think about it, me neither cause that'll clean me dry, but the offer's out there and I can't go back on it. Besides, if my niece needs it more then me, how the fuck is that even a question??
My girl is pissing me off again (insert G's little sarcastic comment HERE -
). She was supposed to get out of the hospital tonight and I didn't even get a call. That's forgiveable, but she could have at least had someone tell me her room number at the hospital so I could have sent flowers or something (actually, I would have sent someone dressed up like a huge Care Bear...that'd be guaranteed poontang for a month...plus it'd make her happy to ...sorry, had to insert a shallow comment somewhere in here...seeing how it's been so long and all 
). I really just would have sent flowers. If anyone seriously believes I can afford to pay someone to dress up as a Care Bear, you've got the wrong idea about my fiscal situation.
So how about these floods? I love it when it floods - I like to drive around at night and go see all the swollen rivers and roads turned into raging beasts of brown water. Too bad my truck's all fucked up, or I'd go out and get some kick ass pictures...
Man, I really wanted to go work out today, but then realized that the campus is closed for Thanksgiving. Fuckernuts. HEY! A new word! That one's going on my cell phone automated text message reply. Imagine, a tenant sends me an emergency text message and gets the reply "Fuckernuts!". Lol.
OK, that's enough for now. Need to try and catch a quick nap before dawn, so I can be the first in line at Midas to get a new exhaust system. Ugh.
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Just a little John Lennon for you, compliments of the APC CD in my computer right now. What he saw in Yoko I will NEVER understand!
So I'm not angry about screwing up my beautiful new truck...no, I'm just incredibly embarassed. Figure the five hundred bucks it'll cost to get it fixed will teach me a good lesson (when the fuck are they going to realize I need a warranty to cover my OWN stupid driving, and no "mechanical defects"???)
My brother in law lost his job today. Something about getting into an accident in his company truck and then peeing sticks and stems for the drug test that followed. He's thinking it'll be better in the long run; he'd been getting a lot of job offers from elsewhere, doing the same thing but for more money, and now he gets to take them. He may be a rowdy pot head, but he's also a rowdy pothead.
I love him anyways. He does right by my sister and even better by my niece. I offered to send him a couple grand to hold him over, but he said he didn't think it'd come to that. Now that I think about it, me neither cause that'll clean me dry, but the offer's out there and I can't go back on it. Besides, if my niece needs it more then me, how the fuck is that even a question??
My girl is pissing me off again (insert G's little sarcastic comment HERE -
). She was supposed to get out of the hospital tonight and I didn't even get a call. That's forgiveable, but she could have at least had someone tell me her room number at the hospital so I could have sent flowers or something (actually, I would have sent someone dressed up like a huge Care Bear...that'd be guaranteed poontang for a month...plus it'd make her happy to ...sorry, had to insert a shallow comment somewhere in here...seeing how it's been so long and all ). I really just would have sent flowers. If anyone seriously believes I can afford to pay someone to dress up as a Care Bear, you've got the wrong idea about my fiscal situation.
So how about these floods? I love it when it floods - I like to drive around at night and go see all the swollen rivers and roads turned into raging beasts of brown water. Too bad my truck's all fucked up, or I'd go out and get some kick ass pictures...
Man, I really wanted to go work out today, but then realized that the campus is closed for Thanksgiving. Fuckernuts. HEY! A new word! That one's going on my cell phone automated text message reply. Imagine, a tenant sends me an emergency text message and gets the reply "Fuckernuts!". Lol.
OK, that's enough for now. Need to try and catch a quick nap before dawn, so I can be the first in line at Midas to get a new exhaust system. Ugh.
I'm not as sadistic as I sound. She's going to cry anyways. If I write her and say "I love you so much and I forgive you for everything and I want you to be my mother again", she'll cry. If I write her and say "I loathe every fiber of your existence, I hate myself for being your offspring, if there is any justice in the universe you'll burn in Hell" she'll cry.
So, why not make her cry for the reason I want her to, and most likely make myself feel better? (Say what you will, but causing her emotional pain WILL make me feel better...however, I know some of ya'll good enough to say: "Ladies and Gentlemen, let the spamming begin!" this is where I'd wave a white flag...you know, like at NASCAR? Fuck ya'll! I live in the South, cut me some slack!).
Any ways, now I have a reason to stay up all night chain smoking and getting drunksick on beer. Happy, happy, joy, joy!