therealtexasguy

oh yeah, i forgot to mention that the last weekend of September I'm driving up to North Texas to meet up with forty-plus internet buddies I know from this catfishing forum...they're all in their sixties and most of them are professional fisherman/guides and/or somehow make their money off of fishing...this is going to be an awesome fishing trip...jeez, i'm such a geek... anyone wanna go? free trip to go catfishing with some of the best in the world, plus free food and a couple nights under the stars...should be fucking righteous...

i wonder how burning man went? shit, it's probably still going...or did it even start yet? if i wasn't so busy i could pay more attention to shit like this...you know, the stuff that depresses me cause i couldn't find the time to go...

why are you going to sleep now?

TRIVIA TID BIT OF THE DAY

September 11th is also the date Pete Rose broke Hank Aaron's hitting record. Despite having the all-time record of hits, all time record of consecutive base hits, and a number of other amazing records, Pete Rose is NOT in the baseball Hall of Fame. In fact, he is BANNED from the Hall of Fame. Arguably the best player the game has ever seen and he has been banned from the Hall of Fame, as well as the game (not that it matters, he's so old now), for life. This ruling could, in time, be overturned. But the prospects are less than great.

hm, ok. i dont like fishing. or any of those songs on that list. or baseball. hmm.

as i lay here, unable to sleep, i think back to a few instances on my aunt and uncle's ranch in boerne when i was bass fishing one of the two cattle ponds. these places tend to, i later found out, be awesome spots to catch catfish. now, i distinctly remember a few times where i spotted with my own two eyes catfish in the thirty-sixty pound range basking in the sun...considering the size of these ponds, it's entirely feasible that if i approach it right i can land myself a trophy catfish...now, getting it back to the city would be the hard part, requiring many twenty pound bags of ice and some sort of large contraption to hold it all (if only they made mega-sized ice chests).

i hate not sleeping. it sucks. you'd think having been an insomniac for twelve years one would grow used to it, but you don't; you never do. this whole not breathing good thing only makes it fucking worse.

is it just me, or is Trent Reznor the coolest musician around? he's not the most handsome devil, but i can kind of understand why so many women wanna jump his bones...wait...that sounded kinda gay...fuck it, everything I say sounds kinda gay...lmfao! that's probably because i spent a whole year pretending to be gay in high school...it only works if you're a big guy (or don't mind getting the shit kicked out of you regularly), but i swear i never got so much action in my life...in one year i got more action than the rest of my life combined...funny how it works, that....funny how you remember weird shit like that for no reason (I remember telling my father my super secret plan of pretending to be gay to get action - him choking on his soup and asking if that was a smart idea - then the look on his face when i told him how well it was working and he suggesting we go to the store so he could buy me condoms so he didn't have any more grandchildren)...ahhh...the memories of those who never accepted the word "normal" as anything but a rough suggestion...

Thanks for sparing me...and all those bands rock

you should get her number since you are both in the same class and you might need to call eachother for homework.. yeah, homework. Sounds cheesy but I gave up the digits on Wed to a boy I had Summer school with because we are in the same Fall class.