ohhhh....i missed Poor White Trash...that movie kicks so much ass, and i thought it was going to righteously suck...glad i was wrong, cause it's just that cool...am going to write myself a big check from the account i just got signed onto...love spending money that's not mine...wait...it is...that's my paycheck...shit, either way it rocks being able to write your own paycheck!
need food. am hungry....
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need food. am hungry....
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I am cursed. (pronounced; curse-ed).
my love life is a nuclear holocaust. a barren landscape decorated with the immortal souls of the damned and the rotting flesh of the innocent. the heads of the righteous and the hearts of the pure line the pathways through my wasteland - even the damned are not spared in this hell that is my existence; all who enter are...
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my love life is a nuclear holocaust. a barren landscape decorated with the immortal souls of the damned and the rotting flesh of the innocent. the heads of the righteous and the hearts of the pure line the pathways through my wasteland - even the damned are not spared in this hell that is my existence; all who enter are...
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girly:
Oooh, tall too 
eidmar:
didn't Whitley Strieber write Wolfen too?
yeah, so "evolve" is a hopelessly hyped album. i love ani more then anything, but that album just didn't do it for me. no wonder it won an emmy, her worst album ever and that's the one they choose to recognize. fuckers. they always do that, so then when someone goes out and buys it thinking that this is the best representation of an artists...
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I am literally worse in Barnes and Noble then I ever was in Toys R Us as a child. No shit. If I wasn't older, I'd have not the restraint to not buy every fucking book in that place. I spent fifteen minutes in there sipping a cappucino and found almost twenty books I need to buy. If only I had all the money in...
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therealtexasguy:
"Memo to the Guys
When entering a bathroom and encountering a row of urinals that allow you to go left or right, DO NOT go middle. No one likes a pee pal."
When entering a bathroom and encountering a row of urinals that allow you to go left or right, DO NOT go middle. No one likes a pee pal."
just saw a Miller Lite commercial where a referee is dogging on a guy for "an unoriginal tattoo; tribal arm band" which just so happens to be the exact same tattoo my best friend has. hehehehehe. i get to dog on him now...better be careful, cause since he joined the military he's gotten quite muscular. i'm very confident that he can now almost kick my...
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When I spend two-fifty on a cappucino, I expect it to be more then half full. I don't care how good it is, the only beverage I pay that much for in that quantity is alcoholic.
I picked up my dad's truck from the airport for him. Thanks, dad, it's not like I needed the twenty bucks it cost to get it out of parking....
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I picked up my dad's truck from the airport for him. Thanks, dad, it's not like I needed the twenty bucks it cost to get it out of parking....
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I wonder what the current situation regarding North Korea is? Was it a nuke? A "forest fire"? An industrial "accident"?
How stupid does the Bush Administration think we are? Do they really think we'll believe them when they say "We're not sure what exactly it was that happened over there"?? Those bastards would be able to tell you what Kim Jong Il III had for...
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How stupid does the Bush Administration think we are? Do they really think we'll believe them when they say "We're not sure what exactly it was that happened over there"?? Those bastards would be able to tell you what Kim Jong Il III had for...
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girly:
I'm not big on either one of them. I think they are both a couple of dorks and everyone that says they don't want to vote for either of them should actually look into political partied other that Republican and Democrat rather than not vote at all. 
I used to be such a Star Wars loser that I actually got teary eyed when I saw Return of the Jedi in the movie theater. Jeez, I used to be able to name every planet, race, character, and vehicle in the Star Wars Universe (of which the movies are only the tiniest slice...there are books, games, et cetera). This at a time when I...
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itwasduke:
Yeah...it's that bad for the admin. I doubt I have the ability to take the Film group...I'm just glad I could compel Clara to start a vote that people paid attention to. No one cared about the group until I asked Clara to make it happen...and one got mad that I asked my friends to vote for me...corny shit. Anyway, I hope level heads take control this fall in the Federal/Local Gov't...namely Democrats.
No the pic is Golgo 13, I thought it looked like Duke, kinda. I got a 1 on the test.
[Edited on Sep 12, 2004 9:08PM]
No the pic is Golgo 13, I thought it looked like Duke, kinda. I got a 1 on the test.
[Edited on Sep 12, 2004 9:08PM]
girly:
I think the Simpsoms get just a little bit cooler with every new episode.
So I didn't get a chance to fire my cousin yet, but it's kind of obvious that she knows I plan to. I think she wants me to, anyways.
Wow, so the San Antonio River record for carp is 32.5lbs that some fucknut caught with a throw net. Jesus, I netted a five pound bass once and it destroyed my net. I can only imagine...
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Wow, so the San Antonio River record for carp is 32.5lbs that some fucknut caught with a throw net. Jesus, I netted a five pound bass once and it destroyed my net. I can only imagine...
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therealtexasguy:
i should probably be doing my three weeklong backlog of homework instead of watching Mrs. Doubtfire on AMC and surfing through pictures of beautiful naked punk/goth women online....
therealtexasguy:
during my quest of procrastination, I have shaved my head (not to the skin - makes wearing beanies rather awkward and uncomfortable), cooked dinner, cleaned house (a little, much left to do), handled any number of business related matters, and watched a great deal of television (like a bear preparing for hibernation, I'm trying to get my fill prior to the cancellation of my cable service), and so other less interesting things like taking a shower and doing laundry.
i hate shaving my own head - you get covered with itchy hair. this is made all the more a pain-in-the-ass by the fact that i am, by definition, a hairy fuck, so the loose hairs stick with the not loose hairs to itch me for days...
i hate shaving my own head - you get covered with itchy hair. this is made all the more a pain-in-the-ass by the fact that i am, by definition, a hairy fuck, so the loose hairs stick with the not loose hairs to itch me for days...
I was planning on going to the lake last night, catch some fish, fry 'em up over a camp fire, then sleep in my truck. Man, I went to two lakes and couldn't get to the water at either. I have NEVER seen these lakes so packed. It was insane.
So, since my truck was loaded up with all my gear, and my heart was...
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So, since my truck was loaded up with all my gear, and my heart was...
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Band of Brothers kicks ass. The best war show ever, with the exception of M*A*S*H of course
So my cable is up and running. Guess those bastards at Time Warner Cable didn't have the cajone's they thought they did when they threatened me with disconnection of service. Fuckers.
Think I'm going to go the the lake tonight for some night fishing. Figure since I slept...
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So my cable is up and running. Guess those bastards at Time Warner Cable didn't have the cajone's they thought they did when they threatened me with disconnection of service. Fuckers.
Think I'm going to go the the lake tonight for some night fishing. Figure since I slept...
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schmylee:
man ... ya should have been wit me this week ... it was a fishing dream cruise ...cept i fergot my fishin pole
itwasduke:
Band of Brothers is amazing...it's been on History all day. Don't forget to vote Duke!
I slept in too late. Well, I woke up around five in the AM, but promptly went to sleep with the intention of waking up an hour later to hit the lake for a while. To no avail.
I wish I lived somewhere where I could crank my stereo up to MAX and just kick back while the earsplitting, chest shaking bass of my badass...
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I wish I lived somewhere where I could crank my stereo up to MAX and just kick back while the earsplitting, chest shaking bass of my badass...
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girly:
You should move to my neighborhood....Everyone that lives around here knows someone that drives a car with insane bass levels and they come and go at all hours. No one would notice if it were constant.