HA! HA! HAAAAA!
These dumb fucks were blasting their stereo and doing donuts in front of the hotel just across the street from my apartment, with a bunch of people standing around hollering them on, and the fucking idiots in the car (a sweeeeeeet Corvette) slammed into a telephone pole and FUCKED up that ride! LMFAO!!!!
That shit was hilarious!!!!!!
Even funnier cause no one...
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These dumb fucks were blasting their stereo and doing donuts in front of the hotel just across the street from my apartment, with a bunch of people standing around hollering them on, and the fucking idiots in the car (a sweeeeeeet Corvette) slammed into a telephone pole and FUCKED up that ride! LMFAO!!!!
That shit was hilarious!!!!!!
Even funnier cause no one...
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therealtexasguy:
kreatinkaos:
The night before my sisters wedding we took the corporate limo out partying , and while having an illegal alien driving for the night we decided to have him do donuts while we were hanging out the sunroof and windows , needless to say the bestman fell out and got run over and sometime after that the motor threw a rod so we were then short one limo the next morning for the wedding 
and sometime after that the motor threw a rod so we were then short one limo the next morning for the wedding I really dislike my step mother. Everyone wonders why I don't like her, because she so nice to them and all, but when no one else is around/involved, she's always trying to break my balls. Fuck it, why worry on someone I'll never have to deal with again?
Oh, and my snake is a fucking moron. I had to help it eat this mouse yesterday....
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Oh, and my snake is a fucking moron. I had to help it eat this mouse yesterday....
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therealtexasguy:
AH!!!!
They're playing "WarGames" at the Drafthouse tomorrow during my friend's CD release party! And it's only $2.00!!! Vile bastards! I LOVE that movie!
On the 16th they're doing a Mad Max marathon I might just have to catch. Also, I pray that someone in Seattle or near there has a theatre that does shit like this, cause I have a whole list of movies I need to see in the theatres.
They're playing "WarGames" at the Drafthouse tomorrow during my friend's CD release party! And it's only $2.00!!! Vile bastards! I LOVE that movie!
On the 16th they're doing a Mad Max marathon I might just have to catch. Also, I pray that someone in Seattle or near there has a theatre that does shit like this, cause I have a whole list of movies I need to see in the theatres.
kreatinkaos:
It's time for me to get a haircut too , all the mexicans give me nervous looks when they see my three inch high spiked hairdo
Eight days and I'm done with work. In fifteen days I should have the camper shell for my truck (keep forgetting to order the damn thing), so in like twenty days I should be in Kent, WA.
I was planning on paying rent for my apartment and staying here through when I decided to leave, but I keep forgetting, and now it's so late that...
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I was planning on paying rent for my apartment and staying here through when I decided to leave, but I keep forgetting, and now it's so late that...
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kreatinkaos:
See I knew you shopped at Wallmart hehehe
Well, just saw two very great movies.
Sideways was just perfect in every way shape and form. Never could I say enough about this movie. The acting, the story, the cinematography, everything was beyond perfect. This is probably one of the best films I will ever see. Some parts of it had me laughing harder then I have since I first saw Napoleon Dynamite. The...
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Sideways was just perfect in every way shape and form. Never could I say enough about this movie. The acting, the story, the cinematography, everything was beyond perfect. This is probably one of the best films I will ever see. Some parts of it had me laughing harder then I have since I first saw Napoleon Dynamite. The...
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Just got back from the video store. Rented Sideways and Perfect Blue (Japanese anime - it's supposed to be very intense), and bought a bunch of five dollar VHS'. Nothing to write home about.
On the way back decided to stop at the grocery store. I love shopping at midnight. You get to see all the other lonely people just getting off their shit jobs...
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On the way back decided to stop at the grocery store. I love shopping at midnight. You get to see all the other lonely people just getting off their shit jobs...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh, and that little burn out I did in front of the cop was literally in front of the cop. I heard him yelling at me as I drove past him, still spinning the tires. Probably he called ahead on the radio, but I know the back streets in that area damn good (thanks to my mad crazy Pizza Delivery experience). 
Probably he called ahead on the radio, but I know the back streets in that area damn good (thanks to my mad crazy Pizza Delivery experience).
therealtexasguy:
Well, I just watched Sideways. Spectacular movie - stellar. Perfect in every way. This is what true filmmaking is all about, ladies and gentleman. That American cinema can still make movies of this caliber is inspiring, to say the least, especially considering all the dribble they have been putting out the last few years. As for the ending - let me just say that it pissed me off righteously, but it made a perfect movie even better. Still, Alexander Payne is a fucker - but I love all his movies. Strange that this movie about wine leads to an analogy that his skills as a director are akin to a bottle of fine wine - he keeps getting better with age.
I'll also add that this is not only a movie that would make me happy to pay twenty bucks for it (I usually wait for a DVD to get down to 15 or so), but I honestly haven't laughed so hard since I saw Napoleon Dyanmite, even though it's not really a comedy. That part about Hayden and the ostrich farm at night - holy shit, I thought I was going to piss myself I laughed so damn hard.
Now I should watch Perfect Blue, but I think it'd be too much of a downer following such a funny, poignant movie. One of those videotapes I bought has to be funny or at least not too serious.
I'll also add that this is not only a movie that would make me happy to pay twenty bucks for it (I usually wait for a DVD to get down to 15 or so), but I honestly haven't laughed so hard since I saw Napoleon Dyanmite, even though it's not really a comedy. That part about Hayden and the ostrich farm at night - holy shit, I thought I was going to piss myself I laughed so damn hard.
Now I should watch Perfect Blue, but I think it'd be too much of a downer following such a funny, poignant movie. One of those videotapes I bought has to be funny or at least not too serious.
This is how hard I can sleep.
Some 100mph car chase from several towns over ended less then 100 ft from my window, with about two dozen cop cars from three towns, and I didn't even wake up. I learned about it on the news.
I need food. I'm going to Quiznos.
Some 100mph car chase from several towns over ended less then 100 ft from my window, with about two dozen cop cars from three towns, and I didn't even wake up. I learned about it on the news.
I need food. I'm going to Quiznos.
therealtexasguy:
Oh, and a cop car crashed into the fucking building, too.
tenmile:
ha ha ha!
Read your comment on the nuke thread and went here to check who wrote it...that is some pretty funny shit to read when you are trying to figure out what some stranger is about
Noticed that you didn't have "Crummy" by Linda Barry in your list of books, so I bet you haven't read it. You should, because you would like it enough to rank it in that list. (judging by your tastes in authors)
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Read your comment on the nuke thread and went here to check who wrote it...that is some pretty funny shit to read when you are trying to figure out what some stranger is about
Noticed that you didn't have "Crummy" by Linda Barry in your list of books, so I bet you haven't read it. You should, because you would like it enough to rank it in that list. (judging by your tastes in authors)
[Edited on Apr 05, 2005 8:23PM]
Well, I finally got my Dad's old 35mm Minolta camera. Only took me the better part of 15 years. Say what you will, but it's still a top-of-the-line camera. Nothing digital about it, but it does have a built in light meter which is just incredibly fucking cool. Now all I need is my friend's old dark room, or access to one, or a cool...
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therealtexasguy:
holy shit Dirty Pretty Things is amazing! AMAZING!
ugh.
sleeping in late is fun and all, but shit it's tiring.
sleeping in late is fun and all, but shit it's tiring.
kreatinkaos:
Then get up early and go fishing 
Yes, I slept in until 5:30PM today, and it kicked ass!!! 
Course, now I'm gonna be up until all hours of the morning. Maybe I should go fishin?
Course, now I'm gonna be up until all hours of the morning. Maybe I should go fishin?
fdnymedic:
hey bro...im gonna be in sa in a couple of weeks cuz im gettin tattooed by chris trevino in austin..i was wondering if ya can help me cop in sa so i dont have to briing it on the plane?
Less then three weeks to go, and maybe as little as two.
I can't wait, but am very saddened by it either way.
Oh, and Steve McQueen kicks ass.
I can't wait, but am very saddened by it either way.
Oh, and Steve McQueen kicks ass.
Man, spent like six hours today just walking, walking, walking, walking.
Went to the Zoo. Had a blast. The 40-foot Reticulated Python is gone, unfortunately, but the eyeless cave fish were still there (talk about fucking cool). My friend had a blast.
Then we went to the San Antonio Museum of Art. Fucking killer place. It'd changed a lot since I had last been, and...
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Went to the Zoo. Had a blast. The 40-foot Reticulated Python is gone, unfortunately, but the eyeless cave fish were still there (talk about fucking cool). My friend had a blast.
Then we went to the San Antonio Museum of Art. Fucking killer place. It'd changed a lot since I had last been, and...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh my God.
I just found close to seven or eight thousand baseball cards. In them are probably ten grand worth of shit, easily. For example, I found more then a few Barry Bond's rookie cards, both Bo Jackson rookie cards (one baseball, one football), even a Ken Griffey, Jr. rookie card. Those were just on top of the pile. Needless to say, I have just about every baseball card made from 89-92, several complete sets of 92 Gold Cards (the ones with the gold leaf on 'em), and a ton of other cool shit.
Despite finding enough shit to pay off my truck, the single coolest find was a picture of my dead Grandpa. He's smiling and hugging the old Italian lady down the street who always gave me toys as a kid and treated me better then her own. I don't know why I'm not crying at that picture, cause I really want to, but I just can't. Maybe I need some booze.
I just found close to seven or eight thousand baseball cards. In them are probably ten grand worth of shit, easily. For example, I found more then a few Barry Bond's rookie cards, both Bo Jackson rookie cards (one baseball, one football), even a Ken Griffey, Jr. rookie card. Those were just on top of the pile. Needless to say, I have just about every baseball card made from 89-92, several complete sets of 92 Gold Cards (the ones with the gold leaf on 'em), and a ton of other cool shit.
Despite finding enough shit to pay off my truck, the single coolest find was a picture of my dead Grandpa. He's smiling and hugging the old Italian lady down the street who always gave me toys as a kid and treated me better then her own. I don't know why I'm not crying at that picture, cause I really want to, but I just can't. Maybe I need some booze.
happygrl:
I'm pretty free this week, after sunday....so give me a call..we can go to dinner or something
Just watched "Bringing Down the House" with Steve Martin and Queen Latifah and Eugene Levy. Much, much, much better then I expected (didn't expect anything). This is probably one of Levy's funniest movie roles in a very long time. Even better then any of his American Pie movies.
Am going to try and get to the Zoo, the Botanical Garden, the Japanese Tea Gardens, and...
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Am going to try and get to the Zoo, the Botanical Garden, the Japanese Tea Gardens, and...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh, and Mary's new set is beyond hot, as always. Especially the last few pictures with the dress - she pulls off the classy look better then anyone on the site, if you ask me (and you probably didn't, but now you know for future reference).