WARNING: This entry is boring and stupid and not worth reading!!
OK, but I warned you!
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I can't help but laugh my motherfucking ass off right now!
When will the World and Fate tire of using my testicles for soccer practice and move on to torture someone else? Surely there are others in the world, hell in the immediate area, with bigger testicles then...
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OK, but I warned you!
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I can't help but laugh my motherfucking ass off right now!
When will the World and Fate tire of using my testicles for soccer practice and move on to torture someone else? Surely there are others in the world, hell in the immediate area, with bigger testicles then...
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Well, here's the trailer for Burton's remake of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" starring Johnny Depp.
I'm sorry, but this is a fucking travesty. The original movie was a fucking masterpiece; perfect in every way. Even the effects hold up beautifully by today's standards. I see absolutely no reason and, more importantly, no need to remake this movie. And, based on the strength of...
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I'm sorry, but this is a fucking travesty. The original movie was a fucking masterpiece; perfect in every way. Even the effects hold up beautifully by today's standards. I see absolutely no reason and, more importantly, no need to remake this movie. And, based on the strength of...
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girly:
Ooooh, is there any really old Playboy stuff? I went with my step dad to buy something from some guy's farm and the inside of the barn was turned into a work area, complete with old pinup girls wallpapering the entire place. Very nice. Anyway, I'm looking for old pinup pics for an art project. 
angeluca:
Wow. I hadn't seen the preview for it yet but was excited to. I'm not quite so excited now. I was under the assumption that they were going to do an entirely new version of it. Not just redo the original. I know that the writer of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (his name escapes me at the moment) did not at all like what they did in the original movie. So, based on that, I thought Tim Burton was going to come up with something different. It looks too much like the old version to me. And nothing is going to beat the original version.
Apparently my computer has a virus. I hope I can make it limp along for another fifteen days so I can hit up my father for a new PC for Christmas/my Birthday (they are almost one in the same, unfortunately). I have the worst fucking luck with computers.
I've decided I need to purchase a cowboy hat. When I lived in Nevada I had a...
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I've decided I need to purchase a cowboy hat. When I lived in Nevada I had a...
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genevieve:
Holy crap...I LOVE IT! thanks that really did give me momentary joy...
cutie...
cutie...
datsun:
So... I think they probably give each other argyle socks and J.Crew catalogs as gag gifts. And whereyouwanttobe reminds me that my best girlfriend married a mortician (who I knew in jr high) and they lived upstairs from a mortuary for 2 years. 
Dimebag Darrel is dead!!!
I weep for the lose of such a great talent.
This year has sucked. John Ritter (who made so many cool movies that for some reason remain so unknown), Fred Rogers ( *tear* ), Rodney Dangerfield, and now Dimebag fucking Darrel!? Whose next, Manson? Reznor? Maynard? Big Bird!?
Why the fuck can't cocksuckers like Bush or Cheney bit the big one??
I weep for the lose of such a great talent.
This year has sucked. John Ritter (who made so many cool movies that for some reason remain so unknown), Fred Rogers ( *tear* ), Rodney Dangerfield, and now Dimebag fucking Darrel!? Whose next, Manson? Reznor? Maynard? Big Bird!?
Why the fuck can't cocksuckers like Bush or Cheney bit the big one??
therealtexasguy:
I'm going to send a bottle of Jack to the wake if they publish where it's going to be and all (they always do). I figure he and Pantera gave me so many good times when I was drunk, high, stoned and/or sober that the least I can do is return the favor to those who mourn him.
On a much more somber note, I think I'm going to start a Pearls Before Swine SG Group. My favorite comic strip, if only because the author so blatantly rips off other comic strips and makes fun of them. Every month or so he gets letters from attornies, which he publishes, telling him to immediate cease and decist. Very cool, that website let's you check as far back as a month ago. Every few weeks I log on and save them to my computer then print them out and take them around with me for a while. They're fucking classic.
On a much more somber note, I think I'm going to start a Pearls Before Swine SG Group. My favorite comic strip, if only because the author so blatantly rips off other comic strips and makes fun of them. Every month or so he gets letters from attornies, which he publishes, telling him to immediate cease and decist. Very cool, that website let's you check as far back as a month ago. Every few weeks I log on and save them to my computer then print them out and take them around with me for a while. They're fucking classic.
I am such a weak willed little man (well, as little as someone over six foot tall can be, I suppose). Not only am I smoking cigarettes again, but I'm taking those fucking pills again to. 
Was just at the corner gas station in the parking lot for forty-five minutes chatting up that freaky girl that wanted to sleep with me the other night. Then...
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Was just at the corner gas station in the parking lot for forty-five minutes chatting up that freaky girl that wanted to sleep with me the other night. Then...
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datsun:
Yeah, I know about the v8 conversions, but it works better with a Chevy 350. There are kits to stiffen your suspension and upgrade your diff, but it's still really hard on the car. I'm actually looking for a 240z to use for a conversion, but I need to throw a new oil pump into my current Z first. 
My cowboy lives in CS because he goes to A&M. I show up every once in a while to make sure ha doesn't starve.
My cowboy lives in CS because he goes to A&M. I show up every once in a while to make sure ha doesn't starve.
datsun:
I wouldn't look down on you for spending that much money on a car like that. Hell, I've put over $20,000 into the 280 since I bought it (not including the purchase price). I'll let you know when I get pics, it's a pretty sharp looking ride. 
i feel like my skull is imploding. maybe i should drill a little hole in the side to relieve some pressure? would have to figure out exactly how thick my skull is, lest i drill too far into my gray matter.
datsun:
I love your posts! Too bad you live in SA, I often visit College Station.
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I think I'm having night siezures. (I do have a very weird family history of extraordinarily odd and small seizure activities...they're not siezures, per se, but more like little earthquakes in a certain part of the brain that mimic the electrical activity of a siezure without the flopping around on the floor...the only adverse effects are some disorientation and memory problems for the rest of...
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Hahaha! I'm such a fucking Loser (yes, the capitalization was intentional). Here I am bitching about not getting laid and just seven or eight hours ago I turned down a chance to jump into bed with a certified Freak - this is a woman who thinks fisting is "cute foreplay" 
. Had I not been so stoned when she called I would have happily walked...
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therealtexasguy:
I am seriously considering expanding my business. I'll need to clean up my office space and send out the word on the grape vine that I am interesting in taking on new clients.
Here's the deal;
If I double the number of properties I manage I will have to A) Start keeping regular hours (i.e. no going to sleep at noon and waking up at eight in the evening), and B) Will have to dedicate my spare bedroom solely as an office (which means I have to make my living room more "professional" looking cause it'll mean I'll have a lot of clients coming in and out).
On the other hand, if I do this I'll start making real bank. At least three grand a month at the absolute minimum (this is the most I make a month at the moment), and as much as six grand a month (this only happened once). But to do this would mean I'd really have no time to go to school. So another college drop out in my family - course I'd be another of my brother's making good money. We're all drop outs, but we all make good livings despite it (one of my brothers never even went to college and he makes something like 75k a year on a bad year...oddly enough, most of my siblings and I work jobs/have businesses that are very cyclic).
I think I'll just stay in college and keep the option of expanding my business incase I knock some girl up (not something I'm planning on doing, but who my age is trying to have kids??).
Still, I'm going to look into it, put out some feelers and whatnot. See what the market is like right now for people who do my kind of work.
Here's the deal;
If I double the number of properties I manage I will have to A) Start keeping regular hours (i.e. no going to sleep at noon and waking up at eight in the evening), and B) Will have to dedicate my spare bedroom solely as an office (which means I have to make my living room more "professional" looking cause it'll mean I'll have a lot of clients coming in and out).
On the other hand, if I do this I'll start making real bank. At least three grand a month at the absolute minimum (this is the most I make a month at the moment), and as much as six grand a month (this only happened once). But to do this would mean I'd really have no time to go to school. So another college drop out in my family - course I'd be another of my brother's making good money. We're all drop outs, but we all make good livings despite it (one of my brothers never even went to college and he makes something like 75k a year on a bad year...oddly enough, most of my siblings and I work jobs/have businesses that are very cyclic).
I think I'll just stay in college and keep the option of expanding my business incase I knock some girl up (not something I'm planning on doing, but who my age is trying to have kids??).
Still, I'm going to look into it, put out some feelers and whatnot. See what the market is like right now for people who do my kind of work.
Ugh. Now my ex is sending all those letters and leaving all those phone messages about how much she misses me and all that. Fucking hell...if I had a dime for every time I didn't understand a woman...well, I'd be living next door to Bill Gates.
I have this serious crush on one of my tenants. She's this hot little ghetto chica with all kinds...
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I have this serious crush on one of my tenants. She's this hot little ghetto chica with all kinds...
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allycat_13:
He he, look at livingdeadgrls journal. She has a funny santa clause joke.
Go Hobbit!!!!!
Go Hobbit!!!!!
brite_red_scream:
at the ex's that can't move on....my ex from YEARS ago recently started emailing me out of nowhere...and that fool is MARRIED! i was like...What the hell are u doing man?...you're fuckin' married bro!.... 
at the ex's that can't move on....my ex from YEARS ago recently started emailing me out of nowhere...and that fool is MARRIED! i was like...What the hell are u doing man?...you're fuckin' married bro!.... Hmmmm....I feel good. Slightly buzzed, fully awake, stomach full of cheap hamburgers and french fries, my apartment is nice and warm...too bad it'll all go away when the buzz wears off. Fuck it, at least I'm enjoying it now.
Wow, good for ya'll I just deleted a thousand word rant about rifles and bullet calibers. Well, that was interesting. That shit must really be kicking...
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Wow, good for ya'll I just deleted a thousand word rant about rifles and bullet calibers. Well, that was interesting. That shit must really be kicking...
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therealtexasguy:
Hehehehehe.
Am doing stereo battle with my neighbor. Bitch has got no chance, I pulled out my backup stereo a while back and hooked up my custom made speaker boxes (detachable tweeters, six-inch mids, and ten inch subs). I got over five hundred watts of bass boost bouncing off the walls on my tiny little apartment, and it's all controlled by the same remote! (God Bless Phillips for having the fore sight to make all their stereos use the same remote frequency!).
Am doing stereo battle with my neighbor. Bitch has got no chance, I pulled out my backup stereo a while back and hooked up my custom made speaker boxes (detachable tweeters, six-inch mids, and ten inch subs).
I got over five hundred watts of bass boost bouncing off the walls on my tiny little apartment, and it's all controlled by the same remote! (God Bless Phillips for having the fore sight to make all their stereos use the same remote frequency!).
aclyricblue:
i had a bad chest cold for 2 months, but i kept smoking anyways. It eventually went away AND i didnt have to sacrifice any precious nicotine!