therealtexasguy

Maker's Mark whisky is the absolute shizit! Glorious, wonderful, beautiful, Sunshine-on-a-cloudy-day!

Is that Makers Mark whisky over 100 proof ?

So I'm watching "El Chupacabra" on VHS. Horrid movie, but what pisses me off the most is that NO ONE pronounces chupacabra right.

Now remember, it is bad luck to say the name of the goat sucker aloud, so don't do it around me (even though I say it all the time).

Chew - pah - caaa - bRah (roll that R for all it's worth).

Chew - pah - caaa - bRah.

Very easy to do. I'd think someone that was making a movie about this fucking thing, even if it's a No Budget movie, would have one of the Mexicans on set teach the lead female role how to pronounce the word correctly (this is not an obscure legend in the Mexican communities of the Southern United States I assure you).

That is the kind of ignorance that pisses me off. You spend money on something, a lot of money, and then don't do something so simple as training your LEAD ACTRESS on how to say ONE WORD correctly. Especially when she is playing someone who is a supposed "expert" in the field of the Chupacabra.

You were drinking moonshine ?

good job! DONT SMOKE...if you can get through it...i know i razzed you about it before...but i'm gonna quit real soon as well...my mother just quit on tuesday, and she's been smoking 20+ years...if she can do it cold turkey, younguns' like us can too!

I sensed the whole self torture thing about you! Do you stay up late and whip yourself! LOL

My commuter vehicle is a 2003 hyundai elantra , and I also have a 1999 deisel 4X4 dodge ram 1 ton with propane injection and aftermarket CPU , boost control , exhaust , injectors , and intercooler that I use for hunting , fishing , and towing purposes .

Now you just need a project car to stick that big caddy engine in , I've seen hot rodders even stick those motors in old camero's . I just used all of my old hot rod magazines as bullet catchers for target shooting , but I do remember there is a few aftermarket parts companies for those old caddy motors .

Hey! hows it beez! havent sn any of those movies...although we did rent Mean Creek...HORRIBLE MOVIE...no but uh...yeah go see it...IF YOU HATE YOURSELF!



Oh did you get a girlfriend? didnt i see something about that in a past journal? maybe im just crazy...oh well, congrats on the uh Cadillac 500 cubic inch big block!

You can allway hit the emergency room if your insurance allows it , my primary physician actually runs Middlesex Hospital and can be tough to get ahold of sometimes , but he allways returns calls after his lunch and will call in prescriptions if needed without seeing me , and I'm dating a hot little pediatrician at the same hospital so I'm covered either way , nevermind my three cardiologists and neurologist that are allways available along with my floor physician from my long hospital stay after my stroke last August .

So ....... I see the property managment business is driving you batshit , people sometimes will ask the stupidest questions just so you will have pity for them for being so fucking retarded , unfortunately they don't realise that they are only pissing you off .

With another artic cold front coming in it looks like my fishing plans for next week are shot to hell , and all the morning high tides were good too , now I'm pissed

I always start making calls the second the office opens in the morning - you're more likely to get one of the daily appointments. Plus, you need to insist that you be seen that day. Part of why our nation's medical costs are skyrocketing is because people can't get in to see the doctor in time, and they wind up sick enough to need the ER. Good luck!

Lol.

FedEx wants a thousand bucks to ship an engine that weighs four hundred pounds whereas I can ship an entire car for six hundred bucks. Seems to be a bit of a disparity there.

The engine would be handled by many people a fedex so they charge a high price .

I used to drink something called Liquid Heroin when I was sick , it is made of equal part of jagermeister , goldschlager , and Rumplemintze chilled in the freezer

My best friend had one of those old caddies in high school , there are some good aftermarket performance parts available for those motors too , the timing chains and waterpumps tend to be the biggest problem with them , though the rearend fell out of the car at a stoplight after three years of beating on the car .

When I was 15 a member of one of our local motorcycle gangs car got impounded and he told me I could have the car if I paid the $150 to get the car out of the impound yard , he just wanted what he had in the trunk , so I got the car out of the impound yard , he took his stuff and gave me the title . The car was the Mod Squad 1969 black Lincoln Continental with the rear suicide doors and a big ass 460 , that car rocked and I put another 150,000 miles on it with only repacing hoses , brakes , general tune up parts , tires and oil etc....

Good Luck on getting the caddy

it looks like you have your mind pretty much made up then....good luck on your fantastic voyage

Oh boy , sounds like someone is coming crashing down on himself awfully hard , time to go fishing and relax some , and you can allways give up the drugs and back off on the parties some . What's up with the assholes giving you grief at your apartment complex , it might be time for one of their cars to be broken into or vandalized , or even have drugs planted in their car and the license plate removed

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consider it an investment. two jobs, and it'll be worth the expense!

Your complex sucks ass...you could move into my house and I could move into a bigger space