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Thursday Jun 19, 2008

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If you are christian don't read this. You will be denied access to heaven just for reading the following


I punched Jesus in his fucking jaw

and he turned the other cheek

he said that I hit like a bitch

and that i'm fucking weak

he pulled out his nine milly

and shot me in the knee

he said may god have mercy on my soul

as he kicked me in my teeth

Well I found out then that Jesus

ain't no punk ass bitch

and if you come at him hard and shit

your ribs will get a shiv

see he came up real old school

getting hung up on a cross

and when it comes to dealing pain

that crazy ass nigga's the boss

so if you come at Jesus

you had better bring your crew

and all of them had better be strapped

and have their vests on too

Cus Jesus ain't no punk ass bitch

I learned the hard way son

If you say no to saving your soul

just watch out for his gun

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