OK I'm on one of my caffine rushs at the moment so anything you read here doesn't count when I'm not buzzing (no really I'm not on drugs just too little food and too much coffee).
Well last Saturday I went to Iliad's halloween party. I had a cool time and much fun. I'm afraid to say that I didn't go in costume, just in my black suit, however I did claim a couple of times that I was Bill Hicks so I might have gotten away with it.
I've just been to BHS (For when your not quite posh enough for Marks & Spencers) to get some track suits bottoms because tomorrow I'm on a working at heights course and I have to wear a harness and I was told if I did that in my normal work jeans I may never have children or would at least suffer from nappy rash! Of course there are probably many people out there who would think it a good idea for me never to have children.
Most sexually intense music video ever: Nick Cave & PJ Harvey in Henry Lee.
Damn it damn it damn it, I think I left my Tiger Lillies CD at my parents
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I think I might be flirting with the Wardrobe Mistress at work? The trouble is not only am I out of practise at all that jazz but I'm also a bit thick in that whole general area. I'm very good at spoting other people flirting with each other however when it comes to me I have a great big blind spot. My last girlfriend still claims that she was flirting with me for 6 months before I actually noticed. I just thought she was being friendly. Maybe I just like the idea of going out with somebody who has the word Mistress in there job title? What I need is to employ someone to follow me round and tell me when people are flirting with me. Saying that I also want to employ a big bearded one eyed midget to dance everytime I play Tom Waits. I don't know if I've got the budget for both? Anyone want to do either job for free? You'll get the pleasure of my company for free and I might buy you the odd drink. I would ask the Wardrobe Mistress out for a drink except for a couple of points 1: There are always other people around and theatre is a terrible place for gossip. 2: I'm a coward.
Well last Saturday I went to Iliad's halloween party. I had a cool time and much fun. I'm afraid to say that I didn't go in costume, just in my black suit, however I did claim a couple of times that I was Bill Hicks so I might have gotten away with it.
I've just been to BHS (For when your not quite posh enough for Marks & Spencers) to get some track suits bottoms because tomorrow I'm on a working at heights course and I have to wear a harness and I was told if I did that in my normal work jeans I may never have children or would at least suffer from nappy rash! Of course there are probably many people out there who would think it a good idea for me never to have children.
Most sexually intense music video ever: Nick Cave & PJ Harvey in Henry Lee.
Damn it damn it damn it, I think I left my Tiger Lillies CD at my parents
.
I think I might be flirting with the Wardrobe Mistress at work? The trouble is not only am I out of practise at all that jazz but I'm also a bit thick in that whole general area. I'm very good at spoting other people flirting with each other however when it comes to me I have a great big blind spot. My last girlfriend still claims that she was flirting with me for 6 months before I actually noticed. I just thought she was being friendly. Maybe I just like the idea of going out with somebody who has the word Mistress in there job title? What I need is to employ someone to follow me round and tell me when people are flirting with me. Saying that I also want to employ a big bearded one eyed midget to dance everytime I play Tom Waits. I don't know if I've got the budget for both? Anyone want to do either job for free? You'll get the pleasure of my company for free and I might buy you the odd drink. I would ask the Wardrobe Mistress out for a drink except for a couple of points 1: There are always other people around and theatre is a terrible place for gossip. 2: I'm a coward.