thepoopkid

INT. THIRD STREET HOUSE - NIGHT

A 25 year old girly man walks into a party and begins
to make small talk to the people around the room. A
girl, hearing his voice turns to him, surprised, and says:

ANONYMOUS GIRL
wow! You sound nothing like
what you look like!!

GIRLY MAN
what do I look like I should
sound like?

She whispers.

ANONYMOUS GIRL...
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Atter this last weekend I'm beginning to think that Marijuana just has no effect on me whatsoever. I seem unaltered by it....unless of course you count the fact that i'm having rather a heavy Period all of a sudden. Oh well. I welcome Aunt Flow with open arms.

Sleep. I remember that.

You know I think if I could live in any time period and be any person I wanted....I think I would be an animator at Warner Bros. in the mid 30's to early 60's. The level of creativity coming out of those guys in Termite Terrace during that period just floors me. And what kills me is that they could do WHATEVER they wanted and...
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Tarantino said something very apt on the True Romance commentary. He said that scripts are like girlfriends. Some you marry, but most of them you usually just date. That rings so true to me in ways that I just can't quite put my finger on.

The other day at work they made us listen to a terrible old Flinstones Christmas album. Now while I adore...
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I'm not sure how many of you out there have ever written a movie script before.....but it's a very odd thing when you realize that something you intended to be a complete work of fiction, has in fact a great deal of your reality in it. Surreal.

I can't be sure...but I think I may of quit Showcase Cinemas. I didnt go in on Sunday,...
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HOME? I HAVE NO HOME. HUNTED. DESPISED. LIVING LIKE AN ANIMAL. THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME.

BUT I SHALL SHOW THE WORLD....THAT I CAN BE IT'S MASTER. I SHALL PERFECT MY OWN RACE OF PEOPLE. A RACE OF ATOMIC SUPERMAN. THAT WILL CONQUER THE WORLD.

(SINISTER LAUGHTER)

PULL THE STRINGS!

I've hit up alot of thrift stores in the area recently (D.a.v's, Salvation armies, whatever you wanna calll em)....and I've noticed that all the T-shirts are EXTREMELY large. It used to be that I could find a handful of cute little shirts (I hate big shirts, they make me feel like I"m wearing a moo moo) with inane sayings on them everytime I went looking...
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A FEW TIDBITS:

1) I'm maybe halfway done with the script I'm writing. I'm so excited about this thing, even though it's still quite a bit rough. I think it has the potential to be something very different and something special at the same time. But before I cast and shoot that, I've got something else up my sleeve.

2) I'm considering getting a jack...
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Where are these vaults everyone keeps talking about? You know how every once in a while you'll hear about how they found some lost honeymooners episodes in a vault? What vault? Who has a vault with old tv shows in it? I could understand keeping money or maybe german barabonds in a vault. But old sitcoms?

And what about the Disney vault? The place where...
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Am I the only one here who absolutely loves the sound that Goofy makes when he falls down stairs? I think it would be written as:

"Yaaah-hoo-hoo-hooieee"


Love that shit.