So I'm at the dentist today (by the way when did they stop playing that bad elevator music while you wait in offices....I miss that) and it was like a bad SNL skit. People kept coming in the room while I was having my cavity filled ( I named him Rudolph) and just making useless chit chat. Here I am with enough cotton stuffed in...
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Yesterday I was in a dressing room at Target and I looked up at the partition and there was a pigeon sitting there. We exchanged looks and then it flew off.
I kid you not.
I kid you not.
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dirtlits:
Should like a moment of comfortable silence to me. Maybe the bird was admiring your sexy eyes?? Hmmmm
Random image of the day:
Random image of the day:
maddy:
holy shit that is awesome. i ran into a bird the other day in the hair product isle at kroger. it made me sad because i remember the time i worked 3rd shift and the undercover sercurity drove around on one of those old people carts and a bb rifle. ohhh and he had a mullet and a bugs bunny tattoo. poor birdy.
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lavidity:
ok email sent see ya in a few days....
rokette:
Weeee!
Thanks to everyone for the kind words regarding my very merry unbirthday.
I'm currently sucking on a piece of ice due to the fact that my lower lip has contracted a piece of metal through it.
Shrapnel. It's what's for dinner.
I'm currently sucking on a piece of ice due to the fact that my lower lip has contracted a piece of metal through it.
Shrapnel. It's what's for dinner.
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pyrate:
does that mean i get to be Cody Lody? 
rokette:
I thought that you looked different. 
Divineorgana's useless fact #405:
The marching theme that the witch's soldiers in The Wizard of Oz are heard singing is "All we own, we owe"
It was a political statement about the depression during the time the film was made.
Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
The marching theme that the witch's soldiers in The Wizard of Oz are heard singing is "All we own, we owe"
It was a political statement about the depression during the time the film was made.
Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
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lavidity:
oops happy late b-day
hey man if you still want to get together let me know..
take care
hey man if you still want to get together let me know..
take care
rokette:
Happy late..late.late Birthday.
A scarf is the feminine version of a necktie.
micah:
Wow... I must be fairly feminine 
melly:
Indeed.
Had a bit of a scare last night. Someone broke into my old man's house while he was sleeping and took his wallet. Very strange since the old house is certainly not the snazziest home on the block. My dad chased the guy through our back yard and over the fence but to no avail. Coulda been worse though. Much worse. Yikes, just yikes!
I'm...
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maddy:
wow that sucks. people are really weird...maybe they thought your dad was a secret billionaire
monkeytail:
Looking foward to hearing what you have done, from the stuff I heard it sounds like it could be cool. Oh and on the robber, I just would have chased his ass in a bath robe and with a lightsaber, no one will ever think about robbing me.
I'm hatching an uber genius plan to sponge-nap the giant spongebob from the Burger King down the street.
Actually I'm not. I'm sure this is one of those where I'd end up at the bottom of a chasm with a boulder on top of my head. Stupid Acme supply company.
My mother gave me a plain jane sort of angel to put on top of...
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Actually I'm not. I'm sure this is one of those where I'd end up at the bottom of a chasm with a boulder on top of my head. Stupid Acme supply company.
My mother gave me a plain jane sort of angel to put on top of...
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melly:
He, Gris!? If you're not doing anything constructive, run in the living room and get my stoagie!
Tee hee
Its that time, christmas time is here!
Christmas vacation, christmas vacation...
Love the fucking movie!
Tee hee
Its that time, christmas time is here!
Christmas vacation, christmas vacation...
Love the fucking movie!
maddy:
ok change of plans....you can just come to my house and play lightsabers.
well, well, well....the script is currently 128 pages. A bit too long and talky. I need to trim. We have achieved trimmage.
Everyone hold your breath, but It looks like I managed to get a second job at the mall. I say hold your breath because I never seem to manage to be able to get jobs where I'm surrounded by people I like. And...
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Everyone hold your breath, but It looks like I managed to get a second job at the mall. I say hold your breath because I never seem to manage to be able to get jobs where I'm surrounded by people I like. And...
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rokette:
So how do you like it?
niav:
Mall jobs bite. You think it would rock because of your friends hang out there, but on your days off you loath going with people and just want to stay a recluse at home and watch movies and have dirty sex. Oh wait...I meant ..just watch movies. 
I'd update right now, but my nails are wet. Don't you hate that?
93 pages and counting.
93 pages and counting.
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pyrate:
you tease,.....I want to read the script,.....mainly my parts,......I'm an ego maniac by the way
dirtlits:
mmm ... fake poop! Now all I need is plastic burgers and I would be set! word!
later on