thepoopkid

I have a confession to make.

I have been living a lie.

I'm not a 26 year old man.

I'm a CHILD.

I made a wish on a Zoltar machine and it left me like this.

As an adult, I'm a complete schmuck.....but as a child, I am the belle of the ball.

I rule my sandbox. I fear everything outside of it.

I eat at the kid's table and I stare at the adults from across the room. Their mouths are moving, but I understand none of it.

Tag. You're it.