thepoopkid

Michael Jackson.

It's always been alarming to me that when people hear about a man (in general) who invites hundreds of children to his mansion, they automatically assume that he wants to fuck them.

Let's say they weren't children. Let's say they were Suicide girls. Would you not assume that a man (in general) would want to fuck them as well?

Are children just as fuckable as Suicide girls?

You people are sick.

To me, saying Michael Jackson molests children is like saying the butler did it. It's cliched and overdone. Jackson is a sick man, but it's a different kind of sick. Molesting children is much too normal for him.

I use to know a potential child molestor. He was always nice to me. Probably because he wanted to go down on me. But I still liked chatting with him. He bought me Jerry's all the time.

I think we as country need more child molestors. They piss the squares and the straights off. I like that about them. Children are not precious little jewels. They are merely potential asshole adults in a holding period. Fuck them.

Well not literally.