thepoopkid

I originally meant this entry to be a return to form entry where I ranted about some obtuse minute of pop culture that generally pisses me off. But It's just not the time for that now. The cliff notes version of it would be that I hate when people refer to something they think is written poorly as "Well it's not Shakespeare"

Fuck Shakespeare. It's nonsense. I defy you to find a passage from Shakespeare and say it in Yoda's voice and not have it sound perfectly acceptable.

Fruity Bullshit.

Today's my bitter day. I will take a lightsaber and leave nothing in my path. Younglings will pile up in my wake, as I violently piss flaming midi-chlorians upon every last member of the Trade Federation.

Maybe then their mouths will match the words they're saying.

I heart you Grand Moff Tarkin