So I'm at the dentist today (by the way when did they stop playing that bad elevator music while you wait in offices....I miss that) and it was like a bad SNL skit. People kept coming in the room while I was having my cavity filled ( I named him Rudolph) and just making useless chit chat. Here I am with enough cotton stuffed in my mouth to fill every aspirin bottle in Milwaukee (that's german for "the good land") and here are people who want to play 20 questions with me.
I don't like the dentist. It's not the pain, it's the over-exposure. It's about being totally vulnerable. I find the mouth to be a very intimate orifice, so to me going there is like having my own private pap smear......only in my mouth.
That might have been the most vividly disturbing sentence I've ever written.
"......NOW SPIT!"
I don't like the dentist. It's not the pain, it's the over-exposure. It's about being totally vulnerable. I find the mouth to be a very intimate orifice, so to me going there is like having my own private pap smear......only in my mouth.
That might have been the most vividly disturbing sentence I've ever written.
"......NOW SPIT!"
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