thepoopkid

Tarantino said something very apt on the True Romance commentary. He said that scripts are like girlfriends. Some you marry, but most of them you usually just date. That rings so true to me in ways that I just can't quite put my finger on.

The other day at work they made us listen to a terrible old Flinstones Christmas album. Now while I adore Flinstones, I must say this album is just so unlistenable....and in alot of ways a kind of blasphemy (not that i'm a religious man child or anything like that) but in this album the Flintstones and the Rubbles visit the manger and see the baby Jesus............! There's something very wrong with that. Was Jesus born in the stone age? I thought there were two lambs in the manger. Wouldn't velocirapters chase them around? In fact, the mere existence of dinosaurs in some ways totally negates the story of creation really. Were Adam and Eve being chased by T-rexes?
Did Adam hit Eve with a club and drag her back to his cave? One time my friend told me that dinosaurs went extinct because Moses couldn't fit them on the ark!

Yabba Dabba Doo and Jesus Christ too!