This journal entry is entited.....*ahem* :
6 THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND WHAT MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS OR FEELING WERE ABOUT THEM....
(as you can see I've run out of witty, random bullshit to talk about so I'm resorting to normal journal chit chat....this is something new for me, so just bare with me and perhaps both of us'll make it out alive...maybe even with a smile on our faces)
6) I saw Spiderman 2 and I must say I was blown away. Awesome stuff. You know sometimes not having cable does have it's advantages. I didn't see ONE commercial ahead of time (except the theatrical trailer of course) so It was all a surprise to me. I actually saw it twice, although as I sat down with my girlfriend to watch it the second time I realized I had negated to tell her that I had seen it the day before. It was just THAT good! (now you're beginning to realize why I don't type what I do everyday aren't you?)
5) I think I swallowed a very intimate piercing while performing a sex act. And then, because I felt bad, I offered my tongue (as if my tongue hadn't caused enough trouble) piercing as a sacrifice to keep the hole closed until the calvary arrived.
4) Some guy offered to eat his own shit for my public access show. Should I take him up on that? Will I be willing to go that far to entertain yokels? Will God be watching us when we do it? Or will he turn his head?
Come to think of it...does God watch us do EVERYTHING? The savior sounds like the ultimate voyeur........and a pervert to boot.
3) I bought a Spongebob bath sponge. Fuck you. Don't judge me. I have my reasons. (Honestly....who lives in a pineapple? Really?)
2) I use this strange substance on my nails to keep me from biting them....but the downside is that it makes my nails very very yellow......I look like a smoker. I could scare children with these things.
1) I went to the SG burlesque show and found it to be quite an entertaining experience. A blast really. It was great seeing Poison, Maddy, and Lucretia up there too! What more could I say about it that hasn't been said already?
I shouldn't end this entry on such a high note...It's just not like me.
---this pig will soon be bacon.
That's more like it.
6 THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND WHAT MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS OR FEELING WERE ABOUT THEM....
(as you can see I've run out of witty, random bullshit to talk about so I'm resorting to normal journal chit chat....this is something new for me, so just bare with me and perhaps both of us'll make it out alive...maybe even with a smile on our faces)
6) I saw Spiderman 2 and I must say I was blown away. Awesome stuff. You know sometimes not having cable does have it's advantages. I didn't see ONE commercial ahead of time (except the theatrical trailer of course) so It was all a surprise to me. I actually saw it twice, although as I sat down with my girlfriend to watch it the second time I realized I had negated to tell her that I had seen it the day before. It was just THAT good! (now you're beginning to realize why I don't type what I do everyday aren't you?)
5) I think I swallowed a very intimate piercing while performing a sex act. And then, because I felt bad, I offered my tongue (as if my tongue hadn't caused enough trouble) piercing as a sacrifice to keep the hole closed until the calvary arrived.
4) Some guy offered to eat his own shit for my public access show. Should I take him up on that? Will I be willing to go that far to entertain yokels? Will God be watching us when we do it? Or will he turn his head?
Come to think of it...does God watch us do EVERYTHING? The savior sounds like the ultimate voyeur........and a pervert to boot.
3) I bought a Spongebob bath sponge. Fuck you. Don't judge me. I have my reasons. (Honestly....who lives in a pineapple? Really?)
2) I use this strange substance on my nails to keep me from biting them....but the downside is that it makes my nails very very yellow......I look like a smoker. I could scare children with these things.
1) I went to the SG burlesque show and found it to be quite an entertaining experience. A blast really. It was great seeing Poison, Maddy, and Lucretia up there too! What more could I say about it that hasn't been said already?
I shouldn't end this entry on such a high note...It's just not like me.
---this pig will soon be bacon.
That's more like it.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
melly:
I agree, god should go to prison for his pervert-like ways! GET 'EM! 
maddy:
i am still laughing about the piercing swallowing.......