All I wanted to do was use the bathroom in public today, but my attempts were constantly being thwarted. Just as I decided to do it (and by it, I mean #2) someone would walk in and take control of the stall next to me....and I absolutely refuse to share a restroom with another person, while the both of us are shitting.
That's such a bonding experience and there's too much pressure involved. So I left.
All I know is that he had white tennis shoes. His days are numbered.
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That's such a bonding experience and there's too much pressure involved. So I left.
All I know is that he had white tennis shoes. His days are numbered.
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i should make an obiturary for myself too lol