thepoopkid

LICENSE TO DRIVE!!!!!

ON DVD!!!!

THIS TUESDAY!!!!

I TOTALLY HEART THE COREYS!!!!

Egads! I got molested in a public restroom last night.

It was at Connections.

I know what you're thinking.....and no I didn't like it.

<----meow for tiny mexican penis

New Garbage album on Tuesday. I'm giddy.

Check out the new site redesign of the poop site, thanks to my buddy Scott. The enterpage is only temporary.

i eat poop new site

Life has been really dull lately. Nothing seems to change.

This has been sarcasm. Hope you enjoyed it.

And now....for the pitch:

Let's say you wake up one morning. No particular day or time. Just another morning in a slew of early am's. You stutter. You stammer. You pop another blackhead and hum to yourself while you gargle peroxide and piss in the bathtub just for the f-u-c-k of it. You begin the day with the notion of making today count for something...
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Do people drink hot water?

They drink hot coffee, hot tea, hot chocolate, hot milk, and I'm sure there's some sort of drink that involves warming up coke or some other cola substance to a higher temp......but drinking hot water?

"We're all wired into a survival trip now. No more of the speed that fueled the sixties. That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling consciousness expansion, without ever giving thought to the grim meathook realities that were lying in wait for all those people who took him seriouslly. All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could...
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-Mustard is the one condiment you hardly ever run out of.

-Everyone buy Wonderfalls on dvd. It's a great show. The main character is my soul mate

-I entered a stupid video contest. I am seeeew cooo.

-I'm almost done writing my short film. It's a modern day parable about testing faith aptly called "Parable". Although don't be fooled by that "F" word that rhymes...
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So I'm at the dentist today (by the way when did they stop playing that bad elevator music while you wait in offices....I miss that) and it was like a bad SNL skit. People kept coming in the room while I was having my cavity filled ( I named him Rudolph) and just making useless chit chat. Here I am with enough cotton stuffed in...
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Yesterday I was in a dressing room at Target and I looked up at the partition and there was a pigeon sitting there. We exchanged looks and then it flew off.

I kid you not.