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m. nice shoes.
So you know... I think they might have gotten Purgatory wrong... I think they were thinking "Limbo" but said "Purgatory." I mean, I know I've got the entire sum of the world's knowledge right here at my fingertips, but... I'm feeling too lazy at the moment to go look it up. Isn't Purgatory like some really awful place, like as bad as Hell, but it's just a place you have to spend part of Eternity before you get bumped up to Heaven? Aw fuckit, now I gotta go look this up.

I TOTALLY sneak out of parties. Partly because I hate goodbyes, and partly because I'm always the first to leave because I get tired so early, and I hate hate loathe it when people try to guilt trip me to stay.

You don't treat a throat ulcer. You wait for it to go away. In the meantime, you cry with self pity.