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Monday Mar 30, 2009

Mar 30, 2009
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For some reason the makers of Resident Evil decided it was a good idea to make the two main characters constantly breathe like they're having sex. It's like that old Adam Sandler skit.

Sex or Item Grabbing
Sex or Door Opening
Sex or Fighting Giant Tentacle Monsters (In Japan these two are the same)
Sex or Knife Fighting
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elisabeth:
Yeah. I'm so nervous about the winter this year. Booo, Seattle. frown
Jul 13, 2009
elisabeth:
You know, I'm not sure that you did. I have one of me in the dark warehouse pic and that's it, I believe.

I'm still in Seattle, but I find myself commuting more frequently to Portland these days.
Jul 23, 2009

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