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thepenismightier

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Monday Jun 21, 2004

Jun 21, 2004
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I hate lawyers.

You pay someone $500 you think they would call you as asked.

I would like to officially change the name of my penis from "Russell the love muscle" to "Lance".

That way when you here all those "I got Lance in my pants" commercials on the radio you can think of my penis.
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peggy:
Yeah, everytime I log on lately I get people I don't know trying to get me to cyber. whatever
Jun 23, 2004
peggy:
It just started happening. Oh well, I'm off to bed anyway, send me an e-mail if there was something you didn't want to say on here. Nighty-night cutie. kiss
Jun 23, 2004

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