thepantychrist

Debate was sparked. After only being able to list 12 or so nicknames between 3 of us, I have used the dark arts to retrieve this definative list...I apologize for any repetitions.


Vagina, Pussy, Bearded Clam, Vertical Smile, Beaver, Cunt, Trim, Hair Pie, Bearded Ax Wound, Tuna Taco, Fur Burger, Cooch, Cooter, Punani, Snatch, Twat, Lovebox, Box, Poontang, Cookie, Fuckhole, Love Canal, Flower, Nana, Pink...
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I saw rats fighting in a tree last night.
My clothes are soaked and hanging in the tub.
I stink of rain.
Another cigarette, and I think I'll read some old comic books.
All and all, what a great fucking night.

When Virgil led Dante through the depths of hell, I'm pretty sure he forgot to mention that part about Job Hunting.
Sweet fucking zombie jesus, I hate looking for work.
At times I think it would be less painful to break off a rectal thermometer in my own ass.
And another thing, all those fucking applications you have to fill out.
"Hi I saw you...
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I don't feel like writing a journal entry. Instead, a Haiku:

Inside the sex shop
Are beads you put up your ass
Isn't that silly?

A deep vagina
Knees point to the sky, open.
Your mom is a whore.

Lazy, lazy day. I spent all afternoon smoking cigarettes and doing push-ups infront of the TV. kinda felt like a 'prison day'. All that was missing was the cheap juice drink and sodomy.
I have totally got to get a new job. I figure I can do some shitty minimum wage monkey job until something better comes along. Like make pizza again. It really is...
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sweet zombie jesus I hate packing.
This time it's a little bit more interesting though, I'm getting rid of so much of my pack-rat shit, you'd think I'd gone all moonie or something. Ideally I could just build a big pyre in the parking-lot and torch it by moonlight. Smoke cigarettes and watch the past 4 years of possessions pop, melt, and explode. But, I'll...
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Hi. Hello. How are you?

So now I have a blog too? Does this make me an internet whore? The last shred of self respect I had is gone. Thanks, Mags.

I will now give orders: Watch TV Carnage if you can find it. It's like Negativeland but with TV and better.
"God is a blankety blank fag."

Amen.

a few of my Red Rabbit...
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