thepantychrist

You know those near misses? Those ones where you cheat death and/or disaster?
Yeah.
That's the stuff.
I feel like that dude in the omen, only if he'd ducked before the sheet of glass took his noggin off.

Ass & Money may play a Friday the 13th show.
Now if I can find dancers to dress up like the twin towers and shimmy, The Okay...
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All things are based on the pendulum, right?
Things swing forward then backward and then forward again.
The wheel of fortune, Oroborous, sideways eights and those little ball clackers you see in bankers offices.
Today started out well enough... but you take the little things into consideration.
My mexican bottle of pepsi had mexican mold on the bottle. One of my good friends possibly lost...
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Horray for the year of the Monkey!

Panic's Italian Trailer Park Sandwich:
One can of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and meatballs
Two slices white bread

Heat spaghetti. Place between sliced bread. Serve with chilled Lonestar Tallboy.

Bon appetit!

today was a good day.

God I love riding the bike.
35 degrees, hacking up a lung, burning like a furnace on the way to work.
Speaking of, I've developed a strange raport with some of the regular customers. Bob the old dude brought me a sandwich. Jimmy Carter and his gold teeth.
Even better are the drunks I can be completely billigerent to and the local porn activist girls...
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So. SG burlesque.
Let me begin by explaining that I am only five foot five. in an outdoor venue where every one is standing and a good portion of the audience is wearing platform boots, this results in me
1: not seeing shit.
And 2: Generally not caring about what's going on.

With this said, Emo's was packed. Actually the most crowded I've seen it...
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It rained on the walk home.
I got wet.
That is all.

Hot wind, angry sun. Wet streets, heavy skies. Texas in January is as schizophrenic as a (insert metaphor).
Does anyone remember the milkjug stunt Houdini pulled?
He was locked inside a milkjug, chained and shackled, and then the thing was filled with water.
(he managed to get out, by the way)
I bring this up because I think it describes my current state rather well....
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my jaw feels ground to glass. I've been so tense lately, I catch myself grinding my teeth almost painfully hard, so I stop, only to find myself doing it again half a minute later.
And even when I go out to relax, I find I'm in a real asshole mood. But that's okay, 'cause my friends are assholes too. But between spitting half chewed tacos...
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Well...
The curtain dropped. In the final act of two thousand and three the great HER boarded an airplane and exited on a different coast. I worked a 16 hour shift today to keep me from getting shit-faced drunk by two p.m. and spending the afternoon screaming in a pair of underpants and a white tee-shirt like some low rent marlon brando.
I guess it...
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For the record, those arcade dancing games suck ass.

on the other hand...

you make me feel like dancing.

I think I'm dyslexic.
I just sold my soul to Santa.

happy fucking holidays.

So I totally had a Christopher Walken in COMMUNION type experience ("I see you. I'm the dreamer, you're the dream.")
I was completely wrecked from a sixteen hour shift at the sex shop, so I went to bed around 7 pm or so and slept for a couple of hours before waking up around tenish. Got up, got my self a glass of water and...
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