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Tuesday Dec 25, 2007

Dec 25, 2007
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Look I have a problem.
I'm physically attracted to men, technically straight.
(Although it's really really really rare for me to find one that I like)
But.
Women are so much more beautiful, on average, and guys are just so gross!
So what do I do?
Maybe the right girl will come along....



with a penis hahahaahahahahahaha.
(jk)
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
cassiel:
what did you think of 'In Rainbows'?
Dec 26, 2007
quarters:
Try taking the Metrorail to Dupont! There are alot of beautiful women with penises there. The difficult part will be finding one that is looking for the hardware you're packing.
Dec 27, 2007

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