theoriginalsin

I had a dream last night I was head of security for a wealthy man and his family in the tropics. One of the rooms opened up into a covered patio and the patio opened up into a rock garden. The only thing separating the patio from the out door rock garden was a door that opened up like an accordion. And the only way to lock this door was to tie it with a black bungee cord.
This was a major security risk so I brought this to the attention of my client. We walked thourgh the room and into the garden me explaining my concerns. At that point we were attacked by six ninja midgets wearing clown makeup and wielding poison daggars. I took on three and my client took the other three. We were victorious, however at a price. My client got cought with one of the daggers across his back leaving a deep gash. We began medical treatment and called an ambulance. We needed to get him to a hospital before the poison could set in.
I will never look at ninja midgets the same way again.