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The annual late summer arrival in Boulder, Colo., of 4,000 starlings has once again drenched a 128-unit mobile home park with droppings, but city regulations prohibit even shooing the birds away (And the Whole Foods Market company was hit with a animal rights boycott in September after a dead mouse was found in its Boulder warehouse, showing that the company might not be using rodent-friendly catch-and-release traps).

RODENT-FRIENDLY MOUSE TRAPS??? WHAT THE FUCK???!!!